Best and Worst of 2013, I think….

One of the most annoying things at the end of each year, is the list of, ‘The Best and Worst from the Year.’

I loathe those damn lists.

So, because of my utter disdain for those lists, here is my list of the Best and Worst from 2013.

I think this is right.

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THE BEST OF 2013

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PEYTON MANNING

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MANNING CAME BACK FROM A BAD CASE OF GOUT AND AN EXTREMELY BAD CASE OF ALOPECIA TO TURN IN AN AMAZING YEAR IN THE NFL.

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THE DUCK DYNASTY DUDES

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CAUGHT A LOT OF GRIEF WHEN THEY SHOT AND KILLED A MAN WHO APPROACHED THEM WEARING A, “I LOVE THE OAK RIDGE BOYS,” T-SHIRT WHEN THEY GOT CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT THE GUY MEANT BY LOVE. IT WAS LATER DISCOVERED THE MAN WAS GEORGE ZIMMERMAN.

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EMPEROR PALPATINE

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SPEARHEADED A DRIVE TO BRING CLEAN WATER AND MOSQUITO NETS TO THE PLANET ZATRON IN QUADRANT 4-B

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NASHVILLE PREDATORS HEAD COACH BARRY TROTZ

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HIS CALENDAR WHERE HE POSED WITH DIFFERENT BOXERS, LIKE THE ONE ABOVE AND WITH MIKE TYSON, GEORGE FOREMAN AND OTHERS, RAISED 1.5 MILLION FOR CHARITY.

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AEROSMITH LEAD SINGER STEVEN TYLER

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DONATED 3 MILLION TO CHARITIES IN BOSTON AND MAINE.

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THE WORST OF 2013

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THAT SIGN LANGUAGE DUDE

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FROM THE MANDELA MEMORIAL SERVICE, HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS DOING WHEN HE WAS REVEALED HE WAS JUST DOING THE ‘BORN TO HAND JIVE BABY’ FROM GREASE MOVIE.

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THE TENNESSEE TITANS OFFENSIVE LINE

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OCTOGENARIAN

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TITANS OWNER BUD ADAMS SPENT 1.4 BILLION ON A NEW OFFENSIVE LINE AND THE BLOCK FUNCTION ON TWITTER DID BETTER THAN THESE DUDES. THIS IS ACTUALLY THEIR REACTION WHEN THE 49ERS CAME TO TOWN.

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JIM CANTORE

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JIM CANTORE PASSED AWAY WHEN, AFTER ALL THE BAD WEATHER HE COVERED IN HIS LIFE, FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO HIM WHEN COVERING HURRICANE DHAMADETRA, HE WAS SUCKED INTO A GIANT SHARK’S MOUTH.

NO?

DAMMIT, THAT WAS A DREAM I HAD ABOUT HIM. SORRY.

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NICK SABAN

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HAD THE WORST YEAR WHEN HE FINALLY REALIZED THAT AFTER ALL THE MILLIONS AND ALL THE CHAMPIONSHIPS, HE STILL LIVES IN ALABAMA.

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JUSTIN BEIBER

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BEIBER HIT PUBERTY AND WELL, THERE YA GO.

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and finally,

JAY LENO

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HIS LAST FULL YEAR HOSTING THE TONIGHT SHOW.

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There ya have it, the best and worst of 2013.

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

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