What Celebs Are Saying on Syria

Every time there is some sort of turmoil in the world, leave it to Hollywood’s finest to educated all of us on what we should do and how we should act.
They were out in full force against Iraq war back in 2003. Full force. Celebs from A to Z were telling us what we should think.
But, where are they on Syria? Nowhere to be found right?
Wrong! We have found some celebs who have taken up the cause for and against Syria.
These are A-Listers and they have PLENTY to say.

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STEVEN SEAGAL

“IT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT OF THE RIGHT TO FIGHT FOR THEIR RIGHT. WE NEED TO GO IN AND HELP BECAUSE A WORLD WITH SYRUP IS A BAD WORLD.”

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DUSTIN DIAMOND
‘SCREECH’

“HOW THE FU*K DID YOU FIND ME? GET OUT OF MY DAMN FACE!”

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JIM CANTORE

“WELL I HAVE TO ASK THIS FIRST AND I ASK IT TO EVERYONE I COME IN CONTACT WITH. HONESTLY, HOW BAD DO YOU WANT ME? “

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VICKI LAWRENCE

“OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME? DO YOU HAVE THE RIGHT PERSON? WAIT, IS THIS SOME SCAM FOR AMWAY, OR ADVOCARE? NICE TRY BUDDY, BUT LEAVE ME ALONE!’

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MILEY CYRUS

“I CAN BARELY FIND MY METH, MUCH LESS BE ASKED ABOUT A STUPID MATH QUESTION.
“BUT MILEY, THIS IS ABOUT SYRIA!”
“YEH, I AM SERIOUS TOO. GET OUT OF MY FACE BITCH!”

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SELENA GOMEZ

“I THINK IT IS IMPORTANT PEOPLE KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE AND NOT BE BOTHERED.”
“WOW, SELENA, THAT IS ACTUALLY, UMM, KINDA PROFOUND. AT LEAST COMING FROM YOU. ANYTHING ELSE?”
“YES! DOWNLOAD MY NEW SONG ON iTUNES CALLED, ‘RICH GIRL IN DA CLUB. THANKS!”

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JON FROM ‘CHIPS.’

“DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY REAL NAME? DO YOU? NOW LEAVE ME A TIP FOR THIS PIZZA SO I CAN GET GOING. JESUS!”

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BILLY RAY CYRUS

“IT BREAKS MY ACHY BREAKY HEART THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK SMYRNA.
“BILLY, IT IS ACTUALLY SYRIA THE U.S. MIGHT ATTACK.’
“WHO?”

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SCOTT BAIO

“HEY EVERYONE, CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS IN YOUR AREA FOR CHARLES IN CHARGE.”
“SCOTT, WE HAVEN’T ASKED YOU A QUESTION YET.”
“I KNOW, SEE YA.’
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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

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