Welcome to the Barbara Mandrell International Airport (And the Mandrell Sisters)

That headline makes as about as much sense as renaming the Nashville airport, the “Oprah Wynfrey International Airport.
When a Nashville politician suggested that the airport change it’s name to that, I haven’t seen people get this upset in Nashville since a certain Mayor went on the Phil Donahue show and played his harmonica.  (Google and then you will laugh.)
But what should we name it if it was put up to vote? This got me thinking of all the absolutely insane and wonderful possibilities.  Enjoy!
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“The Good Luck Getting Anywhere in Nashville in 55 Minutes Airport”
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(For departing flights only because we want them leaving, not coming)
“The Florida-Georgia Line Airport”
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“The We Used to Make Country Music Here but Now We Really Don’t Know Airport”
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“The Al Gore Would Have Been President Had His Home State Voted for him Airport”
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“The We Tore Down a Perfectly Good Theme Park And Put Up A Damn Shopping Mall Airport”
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“The Lulu Roman Airport”
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“The If You Are A Female And Moved Here to Make It In Country Music You Will Never Get Played On The Radio Airport”
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“The Home Of A Pro Football Team That Does A Magical Job Of Crushing Your Spirit Every Year Airport”
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“The Growing Up Here If You Told Me We Would Be Known As A Great Hockey City One Day I Would Have Laughed In Your Face Airport”
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“The What In The Hell Was Dan Akroyd Doing Singing In The Background of the We Are The World Video Airport”
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“The I Swear To God If You And Your Friends Post One More Pic From Your Visit To Top Golf I Am Going to Burn Your Damn House Down Airport”
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See, the possibilities are endless and they are all awful and they are all perfect!

 
@BIGJOEONTHEGO
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