Vandy’s ‘Real’ List

Nashville-(BJOTG)
The Vandy football team is in a free for all right now.  Their former head coach left town and proceeded to take just about every damn recruit with him.  For 3 years, Vandy fans bought into ANCHOR DOWN, now they would love to shove that anchor up his, well you know.
So Vandy has to find a new coach and fast.  In keeping with Vandy old school tradition, academics over athletics, our crack staff at BJOTG has obtained the real list on Vandy’s radar of who they are looking at.
 

1) Sheldon from ‘The Big Bang Theory.’
 

 
POSITIVES:
-Smart
-Loyal
 
NEGATIVES:
-Pompous
-Know-it-all
-Locked into CBS for several more years.
 
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2) Rudy Kalis
 
 

 
 
POSITIVES:
-EVERYONE loves Rudy
 
NEGATIVES:
-Has ZERO gold & black sweaters
 
 
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3) Professor Ed Smith-DeVry

 
 
POSITIVES:
-Professor of Math
 
NEGATIVES:
-Probably  makes Meth
 
 
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4)  SPOCK

POSITIVES:
-Already knows how to make the VU sign.

NEGATIVES:
–Opposing teams will make fun of his last name, dropping the S and P, for a C

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5) Johnny Wurzer-13 Year Old Genius

POSITIVES:
-Genius
-Creative offense

NEGATIVES:
-All plays will look like this

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6) The Typical Librarian

POSITIVE:
-Typical Vandy

NEGATIVE:
-Typical Vandy

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7)  WOODY

There are no positives and  negatives with Woody.  He just makes us all smile.

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