The Vandy football team is in a free for all right now. Their former head coach left town and proceeded to take just about every damn recruit with him. For 3 years, Vandy fans bought into ANCHOR DOWN, now they would love to shove that anchor up his, well you know.
So Vandy has to find a new coach and fast. In keeping with Vandy old school tradition, academics over athletics, our crack staff at BJOTG has obtained the real list on Vandy’s radar of who they are looking at.
1) Sheldon from ‘The Big Bang Theory.’
-Locked into CBS for several more years.
2) Rudy Kalis
-EVERYONE loves Rudy
-Has ZERO gold & black sweaters
3) Professor Ed Smith-DeVry
-Professor of Math
-Probably makes Meth
-Already knows how to make the VU sign.
–Opposing teams will make fun of his last name, dropping the S and P, for a C
5) Johnny Wurzer-13 Year Old Genius
-All plays will look like this
6) The Typical Librarian
There are no positives and negatives with Woody. He just makes us all smile.