TEXTING YOUR BOSS

ON SATURDAY, USC ATHLETIC DIRECTOR PAT HADEN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE STANFORD/USC FOOTBALL GAME, GOT A TEXT FROM SOMEONE ON THE COACHING STAFF TO COME DOWN TO THE FIELD IMMEDIATELY.  HERE IS THE STORY FROM USA TODAY.
 
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“Haden left the press area and sprinted across the Stanford Stadium field late in the third quarter of Saturday’s game at the request of a USC staff member, he said after the game. USC linebacker Hayes Pullard had just been ejected for targeting, but Haden said his discussion with the officiating crew centered on an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty levied on Sarkisian.”

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ON MONDAY, THE PAC 12 FINED HADEN AND USC 25K FOR THEIR ACTIONS.

SO THE STAFF AT BJOTG CAME UP WITH THIS, WHAT WOULD COLLEGE FOOTBALL COACHES TEXT TO THEIR BOSSES, THE ATHLETIC DIRECTORS, OR NFL COACHES, TO THEIR OWNERS, DURING THE GAMES IF THEY COULD.  
HERE THEY ARE.
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DEREK MASON

“Hey man, do me a solid.  You got Bane’s number?  There is no way I make it out here alive.  I need a distraction.  Hold up. Hold up.  I just looked around in the stands. No one is here.  Never mind.”
 
 
BUTCH JONES

“Hey boss, Butch here.  Can you please come down here and tell me why we have to play Oklahoma next week?  Also, I wanna march in the band at half.”
 
 
NICK SABAN

“I just texted myself.  G*D Dammit!”
 
 
MARK RICHT

“God, it is me, Marcus.  Just wanted to say hi.”
 
 
 
KEVIN STALLINGS

“Hey David, Kev here.  We had another guy leave the program.  Are you sure we can’t take the court with 2 players?  Thanks!”
 
 
DEREK MASON

“Hey boss man.  DM  here again.  Quick question.  Is there a heliport here?  A heliport? Where a helicopter can land?  Why?  Why the F**K do you think?”
 
 
DAVID WILLIAMS

“Hey, it is me again.  Sorry.  I apologize again for everything.  For what I said and I meant none of it.  Can you come back? I wont tell anyone.  What do you think?

“Bro, I have won football games on 2 different continents.  Peace out.”
 
 
KEN WHISENHUNT

“Tommy, it is your boss, Ken.  Please take down anything that has to do with anything before I got here.  Any and everything.  Don’t make me come down there to see you.  Don’t!  I have a 2pm appointment to smile today and I have zero time for your sh*t!”

“I am sorry Mr. Whisenhunt.  You got it!”
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