No Chance At All

So the Titans are looking high and low for their next head coach.
As we told you previously on BJOTG.com, the Titans have some great candidates to choose from.
But, here is a list of people who will NOT be coaching the Titans.
Zero chance in hell they will become head coach in Tennessee, or anywhere.
Let’s have a look.

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HE IS IN HALL OF FAME, BUT HE IS ALSO IN JAIL
IF HE GOT OUT, WOULD SPEND TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING FOR HIS WIFE’S KILLERS.
HAS A BAD TASTE IN SHOES
DOESN’T LIKE SMALL WHITE GUYS SO MARC MARIANI WOULD GET CUT. #NoYouShutUp

 
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JOHN WAYNE GACY

HE’S DEAD

 
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SCHNEIDER
 

 
 

HAS EXPERIENCE AT FIXING THINGS BUT TOO MUCH FLIRTING
NO SEX APPEAL TO THE FEMALE TITANS FANS BECAUSE OF THAT

 
 
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LOVE BOAT CREW

3 HEAD COACHES AT ONCE HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE NFL.
PLUS SEE ABOVE ABOUT DOC. SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUITS ALL DAY

 
 
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PLANKTON (FROM SPONGEBOB)

MIGHT BE A GOOD LEADER BUT HIS UNDYING PURSUIT OF EUGENE KRABBS’ SECRET RECIPE WOULD BE A DISTRACTION FROM HIS HEAD COACHING DUTIES
SAME SIZE AS FORMER OC DOWELL LOGGAINS AND THE
TITANS WANT SOMEONE TALLER

 
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BOB BARKER

HE’S OLDER THAN BUD ADAMS
SEE ABOVE ABOUT DOC AND SCHNEIDER

 
 
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MAYHEM

GETS IN TOO MUCH TROUBLE
HAS PISSED A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF
TITANS TRIED TO COPYRIGHT THE NAME ‘MAYHEM’ LAST YEAR AND HE WAS NOT HAPPY.

 
 
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