Feeling Young Again



Wanna feel young again? Wanna go back to a time where you had zero worries?

It hit me Wednesday night when I was at the grocery store. While walking through the cereal aisle, I stopped and looked at how ‘healthy’ cereal is now.

Immediately I went back to when I was a kid and all of those GREAT cereals were around. Some are still here but don’t have that same effect.

So here are my favorite cereals of all time. And yes, once you start seeing these and thinking about them, you will be 12 again.








A truly bad ass cereal. Look at that ghost. A combo of Don Rickles and your uncle. Plus, a bow tie. Only worst part of eating this?

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Blue poop.












Learning and eating at the same time. Truth be told, it was an awful cereal. But where else as a kid could you spell ‘fart,’ or ‘asshole,’ and then eat the evidence? No where. And yes, I had a peculiar upbringing.











The Wal-Mart version of Lucky Charms. Got the job done.











One of the most underrated cereals of all time. The Eli Manning of cereals. Not the best but in crunch time, Apple Jacks simply got the damn job done.











Had to put these two beauties together. Yummy Mummy? So incredible. Tell me, look at that smile on the Mummy? Only a kick ass cereal could get him to smile that way.






Now to my favorite two of all time:





Effin Franken Berry. My God, not kidding, just looking at that monster, I wanna hug him and eat cereal. I am 12 years old again. And a pop rocket too? Pure heaven!!!







NUMBER ONE BY FAR! OK, it is creepy now that King Vitaman looks like Jerry Sandusky, but besides that, it was THE best cereal growing up. In that cereal box, I was convinced I could be a king too.

And maybe, in some small way, I am.

Thank you, King Vitaman.

Thank you!










  1. murdock January 23, 2014 2:52 pm  Reply

    King Vitaman looks like Rick Flair WOOO! Also ya gotta love the prizes in the box back in the day

  2. Brutus January 25, 2014 8:26 am  Reply

    Boo Berry was my favorite! What about Count Chocula?!?!?!

  3. Jason January 29, 2014 7:18 pm  Reply

    Coco-Puffs!! Turned your milk into chocolate milk!! How kick-ass is that?!?!

  4. Lisa February 3, 2014 5:05 pm  Reply

    Nowhere did I see Raisin Bran listed with the requisite banana and a spoonful of sugar! NO ONE needed Activia back in the 70s & 80s.

    • Joe Dubin February 17, 2014 10:11 pm  Reply

      I needed hugs and never got them….

  5. Crystal February 18, 2014 3:46 am  Reply

    I was thinking about King vitamin cereal this weekend my favorite cereal my grandmother always had them. Those were the days!!!

    • Joe Dubin February 18, 2014 6:23 pm  Reply

      So when you think of King Vitamin, you think of your grandma and that makes you happy. Same with me. Long live King Vitamin!

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