Nashville-(BJOTG)
The Vandy football team is in a free for all right now. Their former head coach left town and proceeded to take just about every damn recruit with him. For 3 years, Vandy fans bought into ANCHOR DOWN, now they would love to shove that anchor up his, well you know.
So Vandy has to find a new coach and fast. In keeping with Vandy old school tradition, academics over athletics, our crack staff at BJOTG has obtained the real list on Vandy’s radar of who they are looking at.
1) Sheldon from ‘The Big Bang Theory.’
POSITIVES:
-Smart
-Loyal
NEGATIVES:
-Pompous
-Know-it-all
-Locked into CBS for several more years.
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2) Rudy Kalis
POSITIVES:
-EVERYONE loves Rudy
NEGATIVES:
-Has ZERO gold & black sweaters
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3) Professor Ed Smith-DeVry
POSITIVES:
-Professor of Math
NEGATIVES:
-Probably makes Meth
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4) SPOCK
POSITIVES:
-Already knows how to make the VU sign.
NEGATIVES:
–Opposing teams will make fun of his last name, dropping the S and P, for a C
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5) Johnny Wurzer-13 Year Old Genius
POSITIVES:
-Genius
-Creative offense
NEGATIVES:
-All plays will look like this
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6) The Typical Librarian
POSITIVE:
-Typical Vandy
NEGATIVE:
-Typical Vandy
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7) WOODY
There are no positives and negatives with Woody. He just makes us all smile.
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