Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent where Catholics give up something for 40 days and maybe a few other religions do to, but I am too lazy to google them.
Anyhoo, so I ask, what would you do without for 40 days?
What would you give up?
I have already heard from friends who have their minds in the gutter to let me know what they would give up and I thank you for that, but let’s take a look at what some of Nashville’s elite have given up for 40 days.
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THE TENNESSEE TITANS
Like the rest of their fan base, the Titans have given up hope of ever reaching the playoffs again.
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THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS
They have given up on ever getting a player who can score more than 6 goals a year who is NOT a defenseman.
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TAYLOR SWIFT
She has given up trying to count all of her money by 100 dollar bills cause it would take her about 3 lifetimes.
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RUDY KALIS
Rudy has given up cussing for 40 days.
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GREG POGUE
Greg has given up talking about himself for 40 days. No way this goes past 40 minutes.
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TITANS RUNNING BACK CHRIS JOHNSON
CJ has given up trying to form some sort of relationship with his mom,
#NOYOUSHUTUP
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PENN STATE FOOTBALL COACH JIMMY FRANK
He has given up on trying to steal Vandy recruits for 40 days, which should be easy, since there are no more recruits left to steal.
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TIM AND FAITH
They have given up on Tim ever wearing one of Faith’s shirts in public again.
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CHANNEL 4 SNOWBIRD
He or It, has given up stalking Nancy Van Camp for 40 days. He has already, or It, has already been warned 7 times to stop.
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TURKO
This really has nothing to do with Lent but anytime you can look at Turko, you do it.
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BILLY RAY CYRUS
Ole Billy has given up trying to date his daughter for 40 days.
@BIGJOEONTHEGO
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