Well, Selection Sunday has come and gone and now, March Madness is ready to go.
For the next 2 weeks, we will be hearing phrases that you will only hear at this time of year when the NCAA basketball tournament is underway and yes, they get a bit nauseating when you hear them over and over and over.
So, here they are, the phrases that will drive you nuts.
Don’t say you weren’t warned!
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“A 16 HAS NEVER BEATEN A 1!”
“Where is Tru-TV?”
“My Bracket is Toast!”
“Told Y’all They Would Get Upset. Told Ya!”
(Insert any team)
“Jesus, The Wifi Here At Work is Awful!”
“Seriously, Guys, Where Is Tru-TV?”
“Doesn’t Matter If Kentucky Wins, Calapari Is A Cheater And The Banner Will Come Down.’
“Is It Gon-ZAG-a or Gon-zag-a?
“HEY WANNA ENTER MY BRACKET?”
“HEY WANNA ENTER MY BRACKET?”
“HEY WANNA ENTER MY BRACKET?”
“I HAVE NO IDEA IF I HAVE TRU-TV OR NOT. WHERE IS IT? DAMN!”
“I Only Missed One Game on The First Day. Only One!”
“You Didn’t Do A Bracket? Whaaaa? Why Not?”
“OK, I Found Tru-TV. Impractical Jokers? Sure this is not C-Span?
“Ya Know, I Never Noticed. Dick Vitale Looks Like Plankton.”
“This is BS. I Will Never Do A Bracket Again. I Am Done!”
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@BIGJOEONTHEGO
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