After much discussion and back and forth, the chair that Morgan Wallen ‘allegedly’ threw over the ledge at the Nashville honky tonk has decided to give one interview and that is to BigJoeOnTheGo.com. (We had to use allegedly so Morgan & Morgan & Morgan wouldn’t sue.)
This interview took place at an undisclosed location in Nashville because of Wallen’s fan base, called “Soro Girls,” have been constantly harassing the chair.
SO TELL US HOW THIS ALL STARTED?
“Well, we were just hanging out, six of us at a table. It was about 10:30 or so. We had worked all day over at Garth’s new bar and well, we wanted to check out this new place. We were minding our own business and Ronny says, ‘hey look, it is Morgan Wallen.’ Donny says, ‘I don’t think that is him, that looks like someone who goes to MTSU and lives in Smyrna.’ Ronny says, ‘I am going to call him over and ask if that is him.’
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
“Morgan comes over and Donny says, ‘hey man, we have a bet. My friend says you look like Morgan Wallen, I think you look like an AGR from Smyrna that goes to MTSU. Which is it?’ Morgan flips us all off and walks over to the bar.’
THAT DOESN’T SEEM BAD AT ALL. HOW DID YOU GET TOSSED OVER?
“Yeah, great question. Donny gets all mad and scoots over to where Morgan and his friends were. He asks Morgan to apologize but he turns his back. Donny just keeps bumping into him, wanting an apology. One of Morgan’s friends, shoves Donny against the bar and then Donny falls over. Since he is a chair, he can’t get up and we don’t have arms, so he just lays there, dog cussing Morgan out. I scoot over and say ‘hey man, that is not cool.’ Next thing I know, he has picked me up and I am yelling that this is somebody’s problem, which evidently is a song of his. He grabs the back of me and says, “See ya at the sawmill,’ and I am tossed over like a rag doll onto the street.”
OUCH! DID YOU SUFFER ANY INJURIES?
“Not really. The only thing that hurt were my ears listening to his music coming from the bar. I have a few scratches but we are put together pretty well. My stool hurts though, and not that one.”