THEY’RE BACK! TITANS HEADLINES FOR 2022

We used to do this years ago when the Titans were really bad and it was so much fun.  These are headlines you should see in the paper the next morning, quickly recapping the game.  In my next life, I want to come back as a headline writer because the poetic license is incredible.  So, here we go, Titans headlines from their awful week 1 loss to the Giants.

 

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THE WORST PERFORMANCE AT NISSAN STADIUM SINCE FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE AT CMA FEST

 

 

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THE QUEEN DIED FOR THIS??

 

 

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SOMEONE LEFT A GIANT TURD AT NISSAN STADIUM

 

 

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WHEN IS THE SEASON PREMIERE OF ‘YELLOWSTONE?’

 

 

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IS THERE AN APP WHERE I CAN CALL DUMB PLAYS, TOO?

 

 

 

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TOP HORROR FLICK IN THE COUNTRY-“3RD AND 1; THE TODD DOWNING STORY”

 

 

 

 

 

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SERIOUSLY, WHY IS GEOFF SWAIM PLAYING?

 

 

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BREAKING, I MEAN, STARTING BAD

 

 

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GROOM, DESPAIR AND AGONY ON ME

 

 

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