Well, after 3 years James Franklin is leaving for Penn State and with him, the hopes and dreams of every Vandy football fan.
But, Vandy fan, fear not, because we are going to give you a list on BJOTG.com that will totally make your day.
Your team needs to make a splash now, a big name to trump Jimmy Frank going to Penn State or as some Commodore fans are calling it, “Penn State Ewwww!”
Perception is reality and people need to know you are having fun and trying to win games, but these days, it is all about the assistants so your head coach, needs to be someone who brings publicity.
Lots of publicity.
Good and/or bad.
Here we go.
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LANE KIFFIN
TELL ME, WHY NOT? HE WOULD PISS OFF THE ENTIRE STATE, REGION, COUNTRY, WORLD, ETC, AND THAT WOULD BE EPIC.
PLUS, HE HAS A TRUE DOPPLEGANGER SO WHILE KIFFIN IS COACHING, HE CAN SEND OUT THIS GUY IN HIS PLACE TO PISS OFF MORE PEOPLE.
TOSH 2.O.
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CHARLIE SHEEN
I GET IT, DUDE IS F*KING NUTS. BUT MAN, THE FUN HE WOULD BRING TO WEST END.
HE WOULD PROBABLY DO THE JOB FOR FREE TOO.
AND HE ALSO HAS A TWIN.
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JOHN DALY
NEED WE SAY ANYMORE?
“HEY JOE, THE NEW VANDY COACH IS FACE DOWN DRUNK IN THE GULCH, CAN YOU SEND SOMEONE TO GET HIM?”
3 TIMES A WEEK.
AT LEAST.
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PITBULL
IMAGINE THE HALFTIME SHOWS.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
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SLEESTAK
YEH, CANT FIGURE THIS ONE OUT BUT DAMN, IT WOULD BRING SOME SERIOUS PUBLICITY.
PLUS YOU HIRE ONE, YOU WOULD HAVE ABOUT 45 EXTRA COACHES.
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AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST,
THE ONE THEY SHOULD ABSOLUTELY HIRE.
RIGHT NOW!!!!
THE CARNIVAL KIA DUDE. YOU MESS UP IN PRACTICE, AND, WELL YOU KNOW THE REST.
PLUS, “DON’T YOU LEAVE, TIL YOU SEE ME!” IS POSSIBLY THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER. PLAY IT DURING GAMES TO PISS
OFF THE VISITING TEAMS.
#WINNING
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GOOD LUCK VANDY!
@BIGJOEONTHEGO
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