Our crack staff at BJOTG has been working very hard the past week on figuring out who the Titans top candidates are to become head coach if they do in fact, let Mike Munchak go.
Our staff worked so hard that they literally worked themselves to the point of exhaustion.
Here is a pic….
Now what the staff has
discovered, these candidates come from all kinds of different backgrounds and some are real head scratchers.
From Texas and we know how this franchise loves the Lone Star state and all that is in it.
Has Zero coaching experience on the pro level but some might argue, neither does Mike Munchak
Got cancelled by NBC and not even Coach Taylor understands why. That might hold him back.
Played Quarterback in Heaven Can Wait so he solves the Titans QB problem.
Played for the Rams, who are now coached by Jeff Fisher so the Titans are thinking, hire Beatty to royally piss off Fisher. #TitansLogic
Has experience writing make believe movies and the Titans need someone to help all of us believe they can make the playoffs in the next 25 years.
CHARLES DUTTON FROM RUDY
Didn’t he play or said he did so that makes him a candidate
Satisfies the Rooney Rule
Convinced Rudy to stick it out. Titans hope he can convince the fans to stick it out.
Can coach and fix equipment so the Titans save money on hiring an equipment managers. Win and win.
Was a high school standout so he is a candidate.
Has a loyal, albeit crazy, fan base
His wife’s antics may put off some in the organization
Toiled in obscurity for years on FOX before he was discovered so he should have zero problem with his ego when NO ONE from the national media comes to cover the team
Has ‘coached’ in Tennessee before so he has experience.
When Titans fans are booing him, he can tell the front office, “They are saying Doooooley!”
Is also a lawyer so can pull double duty, just like Charles Dutton
Has already lost a game at LP Field so that is already done
PAUL CREWE FROM THE LONGEST YARD
Great Quarterback and a Winner
Is a convicted felon so he should fit right in with most of the NFL players
Ladies love him so that could re-energize that part of the fan base
COACH NICKERSON-ALL THE RIGHT MOVES
When we asked the Titans why, they replied, “Cause he is a damn winner. AND he is a typing teacher. Our players need to know their NFL career won’t last forever and we feel that learning to type, will help them adjust to the outside world.”
Created the legendary defense, 6-2 Stack Monster.
Just don’t throw trash on his yard
Big negative-Never beat Ampipe
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