As you all know by now, I LOVE Twitter.
140 Characters. Say your junk and get out.
It has also opened a window to talking to celebrities, athletes, etc.
It has also opened a window to talk to their fans. Most are nice. But some, wow.
Wednesday, former Atlanta Braves 3B Chipper Jones announced he was leaving twitter.
Now people tweet celebs all the time. Some things they ask for are simply outrageous.
So I decided to tweet Chipper and have a little fun with him. I asked him for a ReTweet. I said I was battling a ‘bad obesity problem. ‘ Chipper didn’t respond. But his fans did.
And what followed from ‘fans’ of Chipper Jones, was pure comedy gold. Enjoy!!
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Chipper Jones @RealCJ108h
No more twitter for me. Said I’d do it for one year and the time is up. Too much hate and too many trolls. Much love to Braves country! Xo
THE Joe Dubin @BIGJOEONTHEGO8h
@RealCJ10 Before you go, quick RT? I am battling a bad obesity problem…..thanks
Michael McGinn @MikeMcGinn248h
“@BIGJOEONTHEGO: @RealCJ10 Before you go, quick RT? I am battling a bad obesity problem…..thanks” how’s that gonna help
justin heddings @skinsfan04207h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 I hate people asking for rt on some dumb shit!!!!
Cory Dees @C_Dees36h
@skinsfan0420 @BIGJOEONTHEGO @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 me too dude. It’s not chippers issue you’re fat lol.
justin heddings @skinsfan04206h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 try to stop going to McDonalds and eat salads!!!!
Cody Deckard @deckard_cody6h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 maybe instead of asking for retweets you should spend that time in the gym
Steephh.✞ @BucKwild_166h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @C_Dees3 @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 people like you are the reason he’s leaving…. Sorry dude.
THE Joe Dubin @BIGJOEONTHEGO6h
@BucKwild_16 @C_Dees3 @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 I know Steeph. I cant stand some people…thanks for your concern #hugs
Cory Dees @C_Dees35h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 she was talking about you, dummy.
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AT THIS POINT, I DECIDED TO STOKE THE FIRE A TAD….
THE Joe Dubin @BIGJOEONTHEGO6h
@C_Dees3 @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 I HATE YOU ALL!!! I AM IN TEARS!!!
Brian Fields @BrianFields85h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 chipper if you give this douche bag a retweet because he is fucking fat I am done with you
THE Joe Dubin @BIGJOEONTHEGO6h
@deckard_cody @RealCJ10 I am a single father, with 4 kids, working 3 jobs…I am doing the best I can. Please, I am…
donnie football @Kev_Donohue5h
“@BIGJOEONTHEGO: @RealCJ10 Before you go, quick RT? I am battling a bad obesity problem…..thanks” hahaha
Brian M. @JMBilson4h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 how’s a RT going to help? Stop eating
THE Joe Dubin @BIGJOEONTHEGO1h
@SRismiller @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 by pressing enter on my commodore 64
THE Joe Dubin @BIGJOEONTHEGO4h
@BucketHeadHBS @BrianFields8 @titansfan4life @RealCJ10 @dmac_1025 Brian, I walked .25 of a mile last night..before I got hungry
Jay Johnson @JayJohnsonMLP4h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 haha go run a sprint…#notadisease
Andrew Sharrock @aesharrock4h
@C_Dees3 @BIGJOEONTHEGO @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 wow people are stupid Dubin is playing you clowns
Josh Garrigus @packers45jag3h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @BucketHeadHBS @BrianFields8 @dmac_1025 joe can I expect to see ya Saturday at the weight watchers meeting? Time to weigh in
Lucas Graf @LJGraf3h
@BIGJOEONTHEGO @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 Cuz god knows a RT will get your fat ass off the couch!
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Oh Lord! Thank you for making my day! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
@BIGJOEONTHEGO
(Got questions, we got answers…..email…..ask@bigjoeonthego.com)
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