Damn you!
Damn you website, PeopleOfWalmart.com.
Damn you! Because, now when I go to Wal-Mart, all I do is look at people and say to myself, ‘Hmm, I wonder if they would make the cut. Or this person, would they?’
In fact this weekend, I saw 2 different people taking pictures of fat people. And I was trying to take a pic of them, taking a pic of others.
Absolutely 100% pathetic I am.
I can take a pic of them taking a pic of others, but for some odd reason, I can’t take a pic of the glorious people who frequent Wal-Mart.
I looked through at least 300 pics this morning on that website, these for some odd reason, made me cry with laughter.
Again, I am pathetic. Enjoy.
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SADLY, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT SHE IS BUYING.
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CAN’T……STOP…….LAUGHING……A DAMN PIRATE HAT……LMAOOOOOOO
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FRIGHTENING THING IS…..IT’S A DUDE….
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OH MY GOODNESS….PLEASE TELL ME THAT THIS IS A ROAD SIGN SOMEWHERE!! PLEASE!!! BUCK IN RUT!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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CAN’T…..STOP……LAUGHING……THE PERSON WHO SOLD THIS POOR MAN THAT TOUPEE, SHOULD BE PUT IN FRONT OF A FIRING SQUAD. ‘NO, IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. KINDA LIKE A COMBINATION OF THE FONZ AND GEORGE JONES.’
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FART NOW LOADING!! I AM IN TEARS…….FART NOW LOADING!!!! I AM ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS LAUGHING SO HARD……..FART NOW LOADING!!!
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SHE IS WAITING ON THE FORKLIFT TO PICK HER UP…….no you shut up!!!!
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REALLY, REALLY? PATHETIC. RED SHOES WITH GRAY? ….WAIT, DUDE IS WEARING A THONG??? LMAO!!!! LMAO!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I GUARANTEE YOU, SHE IS STILL STUCK IN THIS CART!
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AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
@BIGJOEONTHEGO
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