Cuonzo is Gonzo!
After 36,000 ‘Vols’ fans signed a petition to bring back Bruce and get rid of him, Cuonzo said, “I am going west rednecks and don’t try to follow.”
So once again, someone is looking for a new head coach and once again, my crack staff at BJOTG.com, has compiled a list of coaches whom the athletic director at Tennessee, Dave Hart, should have already called.
Here we go.
THE MIDGET FROM THE GAMES OF THRONES.
G** Dammit, I am getting this dude a coaching job somewhere. If not with the Predators, then at UT. Seriously, a midget coaching a basketball team is golden. All you Vols fans just pretend it is Kenny Chesney, same height almost, I think the midget is taller though, and y’all will be loving it. Plus, if the Vols hate a call, they can just toss him onto the court to protest.
Every high school kid in the country will want to play for him. TRUST me on this. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. And Y’all know why, too.
CARNIVAL KIA GUY
He would give an all new meaning to, “Hey, we gotta hit our 3 pointers and hit all of our free throws.” But he will probably turn it down cause it would cut into his searching for his name on Twitter time.
He has plenty of time on his hands, see yesterday’s post.
Why not? After every big shot, he makes that face above. Plus, he needs redemption and to be back in Tennessee, would be perfect for him. Plus, he knows UT too. (I know, don’t care.)
The son of a very successful high school basketball coach, Pogue just might be the perfect fit. Pay him in whiskey sours and Dave Hart, you might have your next coach.
He has big game experience. He played in the SEC at Arkansas. Only problem is, he would probably coach drunk from the student section and pass out in the second half, but my goodness Vols fans, it would be special to watch. And when you get another petition together, he would probably place it on the middle of the floor and piss on it. Then drive off. Kinda the same way Kiffin left.
REBA AND/OR CARROT TOP
No one said a thing about co-head coaches and why not because this would work. She lives in Tennessee part time and so does Reba. Plus, they have sorta orange hair and that will sit quite well with the older fan base.
GET ON IT DAVE HART!!
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