So Prince William and Kate are in the states for a few days and the collective world has lost its ever-loving mind.
That’s kinda cool though because they are royalty and with that, everyone of self-importance wants to have their photo taken with them.
NBA commissioner Adam Silver took what might be the creepiest and most uncomfortable picture with the future King of England before a basketball game Monday night between the Brooklyn Nets and the Cleveland Cavaliers.
And it is our job to make fun of it.
1-DONT CROSS THE YELLOW LINE PLEASE
2-SHE IS THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. WHY IS SHE CARRYING A PURSE?
3-THIS IS ACTUALLY A WAX MUSEUM AND PRINCE WILLIAM IS ON THE FAR RIGHT WITH A STATUE OF WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE 20 YEARS AGO. WITH THE PRINCE, KATE BECKINSALE.
4-MY BAD, THAT IS ACTUALLY HER KINDLE, NOT A PURSE. SHE WAS STREAMING THE SERIES FINALE OF SONS OF ANARCHY.
5-THE COMMISH AND THE PRINCESS, SHOWING HOW TO PLAY DEFENSE IN THE NBA.
6-THAT IS AWFUL FORM FOR A BOUNCE PASS. JUST AWFUL.
7-I HAVEN’T SEEN A WHITE GUY THAT STIFF WITH A BALL SINCE ZACH METTENBERGER ON SUNDAY.
8-THE COMMISH: “I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET PEYTON MANNING.”
9-THE COMMISH IS WEARING ANDY DUFRESNE’S SHOES FROM THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION. THE ONES HE PUT IN THE BOX AND SWAPPED THE WARDEN’S.
10-THE BALL SHOULD READ “BALDING” INSTEAD OF SPALDING.
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