ASK BIG JOE? Oh yes!!
Gotta say when this idea was floated out there to me by the webmaster, I said to him, ‘You know you aren’t getting paid to do this right?’ After he nodded, I think, we discussed the parameters for this.
Zero. People will ask and we will give out the advice. Think of me as a Dear Abby, except alive. #OhJoJo
So here we go.
DEAR JOE, (FROM KYLE IN NASHVILLE)
IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS, THEN WHY CAN’T I PAINT YOU?
Kyle,
Great question. Two things. Either you are out of paint OR your word document is set at a 500 word limit. Thanks!
DEAR JOE, (UNCLE MIKE FROM DONELSON)
WILL DONELSON EVER GET A STARBUCKS?
Uncle,
Tough question, but fair. Since Donelson just got indoor plumbing in March, let’s see how that goes before we try to get fancy. Mmmmkay?
DEAR BIG JOE, (SPENCER-parts unknown)
THIS WEEKEND IN ATLANTA, THEY ARE HAVING A PREGNANT BIKINI CONTEST. I WANNA KNOW TWO THINGS. WOULD YOU EVER GO AND WHAT WOULD BE A MALE EQUIVALENT OF THIS?
Spencer, wow, don’t hold back. First off, it is disgusting. These women are being paraded around like dogs. Secondly, there is a male equal to this. It is called NASCAR………(Hey Spence, hit me up on Google Plus with all the deets on this bikini contest. Sounds hot!)
DEAR BIG JOE, (JENNIFER)
DC OR MARVEL?
Jennifer, great question. I have never been to DC but I have been to Marvel. I love the Steak and Shake there. And Ms. Ruth’s sweet tea is something else. Oops, I am being told that WAS NOT sweet tea. OK.
DEAR BIG JOE, (TED)
JOE, WITH ALL THE WONDERFUL work you do for your community and for all those charitable organizations, along with the hours spent planning and hosting your award-winning radio show, how do you find time to come up with all these humorous observations that brighten our lives? YOU MUST BE LIKE CHUCK NORRIS OR SOMETHING?
Ted, I am sorry. I fell asleep 7 minutes into reading this question. What was it again?
Dear Joe, (Don)
ANIMAL OR VEGETABLE?
Great , great question Don.
DEAR BIG JOE, (TED)
DO YOU HAVE A BUCKET LIST? IF, SO WHAT IS NUMBER ONE?
Ted, let me ask you something. Are you bored?
DEAR BIG JOE, (Randall)
I CANT TELL WHAT IS COUNTRY AND WHAT IS POP ANYMORE? CAN YOU PLEASE HELP?
Thanks Randall. Look it is pretty simple. Are singers pretty? Then pop, if not, country. Keith Urban, pop. John Rich, country. Carrie Underwood, pop. Gretchen Wilson, country. Better now?
DEAR BIG JOE, (Jolene)
WHEN WILL NASHVILLE GET SOME REAL DEPARTMENT STORES? ONES THAT WE DON’T HAVE TO GO TO NYC TO VISIT.
Jolene, with your name, the only store you need to worry about is Wal-Mart. Maybe, just maybe, Target on occasion. But mostly Wal-Mart.
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OK, that is it for this week. Remember to email me your questions, Ask@bigjoeonthego.com and we will do this every Thursday. I am exhausted after answering all of these. Wanna see a pic?
EXHAUSTED!
Ahh, Love me some Papa Johns. Yes, that is him. Hammered! That is what I kinda look like right now.
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