Yet Another Addiction

Here we go again.

Another damn addiction.

I used to be addicted to coca-cola but I beat that. 

I am still addicted to stealing pens from offices.  That will never end.

Now we have a new one.

My first addiction was back in 1995 from playing this game. 

Remember it?

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A computer game where you are on a mystical island and you were trying to find the secret there.

I also gained 40 pounds playing this in about 3 months.  

I ate, slept, and dreamed about that stupid game.

I never even completed it and got so mad at the game sometimes, I would go outside and just scream. 

I finally got over my addiction to the game and moved on.

Then this stupid game happened. 

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Words With Friends

It almost turned into, “I would like to murder my friends.”

Again, eating, sleeping and dreaming about a game.  I played it constantly. Even calling out those who would just beat me silly on there, claiming they had downloaded the “cheat app” to help them win.  I did bust one person using it though and that validated most of my hopes and dreams in life. 

I finally had to delete it off my phone because it was making me so mad. 

But, I am a changed my now. 

Much better to let some stupid silly game take over my life. 

Then this happened. 

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It has now taken over my life. 

Trivia Crack. 

OBSESSED! 

If you haven’t played it, don’t.  Trust me, don’t do it. And by saying don’t do it, do it.  I need more of my friends wasting their time like I am doing all day long, playing this game. 

I have even called out those I am playing to “Quit doing your dumb day job and play, now!”

If you do play, those little cute icons up there will start to taunt you and you will start yelling back at them and then you realize you are yelling at a game and pray that no one is around. 

I am telling you, do NOT download the game because it will take all of your time. 

Plus, if you do get it, and challenge me, remember, I cannot be responsible for my actions. 

Damn addiction.

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

5 Comments

  1. Becky M January 13, 2015 10:33 pm  Reply

    Your warning came too late for me. I am already addicted.

    • Joe Dubin January 14, 2015 3:36 am  Reply

      There is nothing we can do now. I am sorry

  2. chuck sparks January 14, 2015 3:50 am  Reply

    what about ms pacman at sir pizza in hermitage? you could play that for 3 hours without getting killed

    • Joe Dubin January 14, 2015 3:53 pm  Reply

      HAHAHA! Yes! Once I got that pattern down, I was unstoppable. The ONLY thing that stopped me was when I would go thru my mom’s purse to get money and there wasn’t any.

  3. Brutus January 14, 2015 7:02 pm  Reply

    I was addicted to Donkey Kong at “The Jim Dandy market” in Donelson until the store owner blew up the building to collect insurance. It didn’t work, he was busted for it.

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