What They’re Giving Up

Wednesday marks the beginning of Lent where Catholics give up something for 40 days and maybe a few other religions do to, but I am too lazy to google them.

Anyhoo, so I ask, what would you do without for 40 days?

What would you give up?

I have already heard from friends who have their minds in the gutter to let me know what they would give up and I thank you for that, but let’s take a look at what some of Nashville’s elite have given up for 40 days.

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THE TENNESSEE TITANS

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Like the rest of their fan base, the Titans have given up hope of ever reaching the playoffs again.

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THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS

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They have given up on ever getting a player who can score more than 6 goals a year who is NOT a defenseman.

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TAYLOR SWIFT

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She has given up trying to count all of her money by 100 dollar bills cause it would take her about 3 lifetimes.

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RUDY KALIS

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Rudy has given up cussing for 40 days.

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GREG POGUE

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Greg has given up talking about himself for 40 days.  No way this goes past 40 minutes.

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TITANS RUNNING BACK CHRIS JOHNSON

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CJ has given up trying to form some sort of relationship with his mom,

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#NOYOUSHUTUP

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PENN STATE FOOTBALL COACH JIMMY FRANK

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He has given up on trying to steal Vandy recruits for 40 days, which should be easy, since there are no more recruits left to steal.

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TIM AND FAITH

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They have given up on Tim ever wearing one of Faith’s shirts in public again.

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CHANNEL 4 SNOWBIRD

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He or It, has given up stalking Nancy Van Camp for 40 days.  He has already, or It, has already been warned 7 times to stop.

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TURKO

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This really has nothing to do with Lent but anytime you can look at Turko, you do it.

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BILLY RAY CYRUS

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Ole Billy has given up trying to date his daughter for 40 days.

miley5

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

2 Comments

  1. mflo March 6, 2014 12:18 am  Reply

    now this sh*t be funny (I don’t care who you are).

    • Joe Dubin March 10, 2014 9:11 pm  Reply

      God bless you my child

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