What They Meant To Say

OK, the first week of college football and the SEC is now in the books and we look forward to week 2.

And just like clockwork, COACH SPEAK is already in full force.

You know what COACH SPEAK is right?

It is where the coaches say the same damn thing each week to not get anyone riled up from the opposing team.

COACH SPEAK

So every Thursday, through the football season, we will take a quote from each of the 14 SEC football coaches and tell you, what they meant to say.

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ARKANSAS

We have a tough game against Samford this week and if our guys aren’t focused, this could be a long day.”

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“I have zero clue where Samford is and frankly, I

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don’t care.’

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AUBURN

We play Arkansas State Saturday. I came from Arkansas State to Auburn. I know how important this game is to them. They are going to come here fighting and fighting.”

gus-malzahn

We need to win, I need to win, cause I never, ever want to go back to that hell hole.”

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ALABAMA

“We have a lot of work to do before we take on Texas A&M next week and that is our focus right now.”

nicksaban

The first person who asks a question I don’t like, will get this…..”

Force-Choke-Vader

Understand?”

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GEORGIA

No one is going to feel sorry for us. We can’t feel sorry for ourselves either. We have to line up and play football on Saturday.”

Mark-Richt-300x232

“I smile because if I think about Jadeveon Clowney, I would cry and sh*t my pants.’

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FLORIDA

Miami will be a true test where we are as a football team. If any part of our game is not 100%, it will be a long day. A very long day.’

madmuschamp

The first player on my team who commits a penalty, I will eat their fu*king face! Try me! You in the media, try me! I will eat your fu*king face too! TRY ME!”

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MISSOURI

I was proud of how we played against Murray State and I hope we can get the same effort against Toledo this week.”

garypinkel

Literally no one cares what I have to say.”

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OLE MISS

We were very fortunate to win that ball game against Vandy. But we have to put that behind us and get ready for a very good Southeast Missouri State football team on Saturday.”

Hugh-Freeze

SEMO might be the worst football team I have ever seen, and I coached at Bethel.”

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LSU

TCU was a great test of our football team. For our coaching staff. For our fans. I was pleased with how we handled everything.”

lesmiles

Sh*t Yes! Chuck E’ Cheese for lunch!”

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TEXAS A&M

I am not here to talk about my quarterback or what is going on. We have a game on Saturday and right now, that is my only concern.

kevin_sumlin__texas_AM

I am not here to talk about my quarterback or what is going on. We have a game on Saturday and right now, that is my only concern.

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TENNESSEE

We better get our butts ready to play Saturday because if not, Western Kentucky will march all over us. They already have one SEC win under their belt from beating Kentucky.”

butchjones

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I called Kentucky football an SEC team.”

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VANDERBILT

I think our players know we let one get away against Ole Miss. And they have done a good job of getting ready for Austin Peay and that tough loss, will not be a distraction.”

james-franklin

When I saw that tickets to our game versus Austin Peay were going for $2 bucks, I wanted to do this…”

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HAPPY 2ND WEEK OF COLLEGE FOOTBALL Y’ALL!

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

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