What They Meant To Say

Hard to believe that the college football season is winding down.

Pretty much only 3 weeks left in the regular season.

Only 3 more weeks of #CoachSpeak that we have to put up with from the SEC football coaches.

We will do another  one during bowl season that will fit right in.

This week we have, Chattanooga at Alabama, Kentucky at Georgia, Vandy at Tennessee, Texas A&M at LSU, Miss.St at Arkansas, Ga. Southern at Florida and Mizzou at Ole Miss.

Let’s get it started.

What They Meant To Say.

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“THERE ARE GOING TO BE 102,000 PEOPLE AT NEYLAND STADIUM SATURDAY NIGHT AND 101,000 ARE GOING TO SCREAMING AT JAMES FRANKLIN AND OUR FOOTBALL TEAM.  I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.”

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JAMES FRANKLIN

“NO, THAT IS NOT A REAL ESTATE GUIDE I AM HOLDING FROM LOS ANGELES IN MY HAND!   IT IS NOT!  AND BRICK BY BRICK?  HOW ABOUT PUTTING A P THERE INSTEAD OF A B?  ADD 100 GRAND, YOU HAVE NEYLAND STADIUM.  

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“WE ARE 4-6.  ONE MORE LOSS AND THERE IS NO BOWL GAME.  WE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS AT STAKE.  NOW WE HAVE TO GO OUT AND EXECUTE AGAINST A GOOD AND WELL COACHED VANDERBILT FOOTBALL TEAM.”

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BUTCH JONES

“EVERY TIME I COMPLIMENT JAMES FRANKLIN, I WANT TO VOMIT.”

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“PEOPLE ARE SAYING, ‘WHY CHATTANOOGA?  WHY ARE YOU PLAYING CHATTANOOGA?’  EVERYONE DESERVES THE OPPORTUNITY TO PLAY FOOTBALL AND AT SOME POINT, YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY GOOD TEAMS AND YOU CAN LOOK BACK AND TELL YOUR GRANDKIDS THAT YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL AGAINST A TEAM THAT ENJOYED PLAYING YOU AND THEN YOU HAVE STORIES TO TELL FOR LIFETIMES.”

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NICK SABAN

“JESUS!  DID I JUST TURN INTO LES MILES?  I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS LOSER ASS LEAGUE AND SOON!”

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“JOHNNY MANZIEL IS AN OUTSTANDING FOOTBALL PLAYER WHO IS SURROUNDED BY OUTSTANDING TALENT.  WE STILL HAVE A LOT TO PLAY FOR HERE AND TEXAS A&M WILL GIVE US THEIR BEST SHOT, WE SHALL GAVE THEM OUR BEST SHOT.”

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LES MILES

“DID YOU KNOW WHAT A FILIBUSTER IS?  IT IS WHERE THEY TALK A BILL TO DEATH.  ISN’T THAT SOME TYPE OF MURDER?  AND IF YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING AND THE END RESULT WAS MURDER, IS THAT NOT PREMEDITATED?  DID YOU ALSO KNOW THAT IHOP SERVES MORE THAN BREAKFAST?”

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“THIS TEAM HAS NOT LOST THEIR FOCUS ALL YEAR LONG AND I AM PROUD OF THAT.  NOW, OUR GOAL IS TO FINISH STRONG AND THAT ALL STARTS AT LSU ON SATURDAY AND PLAYING IN BATON ROUGE, WILL TAKE OUR BEST EFFORT AND THEN SOME IF WE WANT TO WIN.”

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KEVIN SUMLIN

LET’S SEE.  COLLEGE STATION OR LOS ANGELES.  I CAN SEE THE BRIGHT LIGHTS ALREADY!  NOW IF THIS CRACKER ASS MIDGET, JOHNNY FOOTBALL, DOESN’T GET INTO ANY TROUBLE IN THE NEXT FEW WEEKS, MY ASS IS ON THE FIRST PLANE TO THE LEFT COAST!  HOLLA AT YOUR USC HEAD MAN ALREADY!”

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“WE HAVE TWO GAMES LEFT WE HAVE TO WIN IF WE WANT TO GO TO THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP.  AT OLE MISS AND THEN, TEXAS A&M BACK HOME.  NO ONE EXPECTED US TO BE HERE SO THE PRESSURE IS NOT ON US, NO MATTER HOW GOOD WE THINK WE ARE.”

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GARY PINKEL

“YES, FOR THE ONE MILLIONTH TIME, MISSOURI HAS A FOOTBALL TEAM AND I AM THE HEAD COACH.  PINKEL, GARY EFFIN PINKEL!  JESUS CHRIST GUYS, WE BEAT GEORGIA, FLORIDA AND VANDY THIS YEAR.  DOES NO ONE CARE??

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“YOUR JOB IS ALWAYS ON THE HOT SEAT IN THE SEC.  ALWAYS.  YOU KNOW THAT GOING ON.  BUT WE HAVE TWO GAMES LEFT TO TURN THIS SEASON AROUND AND THAT IS WHAT WE ARE FOCUSED ON NOW.”

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WILL MUSCHAMP

”I SWEAR TO GOD, IF WE LOST TO GEORGIA FU*KING SOUTHERN ON SATURDAY, NOT ONLY WILL EAT A LIVE ALLIGATOR, I WILL ALSO EAT 4 ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!  TRY ME BRO, TRY ME!!!”

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

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