What They Meant To Say

Only about a month left in the regular season in college football.

That means Coach Speak is at an all time high.

But at BJOTG, we got you covered.

We tell you what the SEC football coaches REALLY meant to say.




We know that Tennessee is going to be mad after what happened at Missouri and that is why this game scares me. Neyland stadium might be fun for you guys, not for us.”



“Hey, I was in Knoxville back in 2009. Do I need to get another tetanus shot?”



You guys keep trying to take my focus and my team’s focus away from this game against LSU. I gotta hand to y’all, you sure now how make something out of nothing.”



“Is it ‘Hook em Horns,’ or ‘Hook them Horns?’ Thanks.”



“Guys, what Georgia did to Florida has no impact on how we will prepare against Florida. They are a well coached team with talent up and down the roster. So stop already.”



Dear Jesus, just one more big win. Just one more big win and my a** is out of here. Just one more, please!”



“We are going to fight to the very last man. No one is quitting on this team. Coaches, players, no one. We will bring everything we have to the table.”



“If we lose to Vandy, I will eat a vandy fan after the game. TRY ME!”



“I told our team, each week is a new battle. Each week is a new challenge. Play the game

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here on Saturday and if we aren’t prepared, then it could be a long day.”



“How much longer can I blame everything on Derek Dooley? A week, two weeks? 2 years?”



“They are a tremendous football team with a tremendous quarterback who plays very well and a defense that is relentless and never quits coming at you. We will have to be perfect in every facet of our game.”



“Damn, did y’all know that the Dukes of Hazard comes on CMT every now and then? Yep and Mint chocolate chip ice cream is my favorite.”



“It has not been easy when week after week you are playing top level teams like you do in the SEC. It is like being in the NFL.”



“I asked this last time. Did anyone fill my job at Wisconsin? Is it still listed on Monster.com?



“Welp, we got 2 tough games left on our schedule. Florida and Clemson. They need to beat us to make their season. They probably won’t but that is their problem, not mine.”



“Welp, we got 2 tough games left on our schedule. Florida and Clemson. They need to beat us to make their season. They probably won’t but that is their problem, not mine.”



1 comment

  1. Brutus November 9, 2013 2:07 pm  Reply

    When your team is losing just watch this, the guy at the beginning introducing Grandpa kills me:

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