OK, we are back with the uber-popular What They Meant To Say, where we do the work for you.
We see right through all of the coach speak and tell you what they wanted to say, if they could.
Again, this has become the most popular thing on the website cause we all know these coaches are crazy.
Here we go peeps, ‘What They Meant To Say.’
“We can’t worry
about being in the national championship game if we don’t take care of what is right in front of us, each week. This week is Arkansas, who will come into this game and give us everything they got.”
“The last time I smiled is when a 7 year old girl fell off a bike and broke her arm.”
“Ole Miss is a tremendous football team with tremendous talent that always finds ways to make plays. We have to play a perfect football game to even have a chance to beat them.”
“Damn, did you guys know that Ms. Pac-Man and Pac-Man are not married. If they were, she would be called Mrs. Pac-Man, not Ms.”
“The bye week was a great time for us to heal, take a break from practice and get a chance to refocus. We have a Georgia football team coming in here that is going to be angry after what happened last week.”
“Is this fu*king season over yet?”
“I think we have gotten better as a football team each and every week.
Rome wasn’t built in a day and neither will this program. But we will get there.”
“Wait, Kentucky has started basketball practice? Sh*t. Well so much for any more media coverage until next year.”
“I am so proud of this football team to where we are now to where were just 6 weeks ago. The week off allowed us time to refocus, get some folks healthy and get ready for the home stretch.”
“Just how many fu*kng bricks will I need for this damn job?”
“Injuries are a part of the game. No one is going to feel sorry for the Georgia Bulldogs cause we have a lot of guys out. No one.”
“I am pretty sure that if I disappeared, no one would miss me.”
“I am not surprised that we are 6-0. I know the character of this team, I know how hard they work and they understand what the word team is. So 6-0 was never unrealistic for us.”
‘HOLY SH*T! I CANNOT BELIEVE WE ARE UNDEFEATED. CANNOT. BELIEVE. I ACTUALLY MIGHT SMILE.”
“Losing isn’t fun. Not at all. If you accept losing, I don’t want you on my football team. We will get this right and turn it around. That is my mission.”
“I once ate a homeless man.”