What They Meant To Say…

We did it last Thursday and you guys loved it, making it one of our biggest web hits ever so just like Hollywood, we are going to do it again.  And again.  And again!

So week 3 of the SEC football season is here and #CoachSpeak is in full throttle.

Coaches talk, we translate.

Enjoy…..

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IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY FEW WEEKS WE ARE HAVING TO DEFEND THIS PROGRAM.  WE DO A GREAT JOB OF EDUCATING OUR PLAYERS ON DOING THE RIGHT THING.  DO NOT ASK ME ANOTHER QUESTION ABOUT IT EVER!!”

nicksaban

I HAVE SENT MEMBERS OF MY STAFF OUT TO THE PARKING LOT TO CUT THE BRAKE LINE IN YOUR CARS.  I HOPE YOU ALL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH.”

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WE KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO.  WE JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND EXECUTE, DON’T MAKE MISTAKES AND WHO KNOWS WHAT CAN HAPPEN.’

kevin_sumlin__texas_AM

IF THAT HONKY ASS MIDGET LOSES THIS GAME FOR ME, BECAUSE OF HIS ANTICS, I WILL STRAIGHT UP MURDER HIS ASS ON THE 50!”

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OBVIOUSLY OREGON PRESENTS US A LOT OF CHALLENGES ON SATURDAY BUT WE STILL HAVE TO GO OUT AND THERE PLAY FOOTBALL AND MY STAFF, AND I, ARE VERY EXCITED FOR THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY.”

butchjones

WHAT MOTHER FU*KING IDIOT SCHEDULES A GAME, ACROSS THE COUNTRY, AGAINST THE #2 TEAM?  WHO IS THAT DAMN STUPID???”

derekdooley

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SOUTH CAROLINA PRESENTS US WITH A GREAT CHANCE TO SEE HOW WE STACK UP AGAINST WHAT SOME ARE CALLING THE BEST TEAM IN THE SEC.”

james-franklin

IF THERE WAS ANY WAY I COULD LEAVE ALL THIS SH*T I AM GOING THRU AND COME BACK IN 4 MONTHS, THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.  ACTUALLY, NEVER COME BACK WOULD BE BETTER.”

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“THE ALLEGATIONS THAT I DID ANYTHING WRONG AT OKLAHOMA STATE ARE ABSURD AND REALLY DON’T WARRANT ANY MORE OF TIME.’

lesmiles

DAMN, DID I REALLY COACH AT OKLAHOMA STATE AT ONE TIME?”

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WE HAVE PLAYED TWO TOUGH GAMES, CLEMSON AND SOUTH CAROLINA AND NOW THIS OPEN WEEK COULD NOT HAVE COME AT A BETTER TIME.”

Mark-Richt-300x232

DID WE REALLY BEAT SOUTH CAROLINA?”

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“WELL, GEEZ, YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME.  JUST GOTTA KEEP ON WINNING.  SCORE MORE POINTS, ALL THAT STUFF.”

Steve-Spurrier

WELL, GEEZ.  YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME.  JUST GOTTA KEEP ON WINNING. SCORE MORE POINTS, ALL THAT STUFF.”

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WE HAVE A BYE WEEK, THEN GET BACK TO WORK TO TURN THIS SEASON AROUND.  NO ONE AROUND HERE IS GOING TO QUIT.  NO ONE!”

madmuschamp

WHERE IS AARON HERNANDEZ TO MURDER MY OFFENSE?  FU*KING URBAN MEYER.’

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

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