What They Meant To Say

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Last week’s WTMTS was one of the most viewed stories in the history of the website so thank you!

So, let’s keep going with it.  Thanks to Vandy for that dismal performance.  Thanks to UT for beating a Jr.High team.  Thank you Nick Saban for hiring Lane Kiffin and thank you Les Miles, for simply being you.

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DEREK MASON

 

“We have to have a short term memory.  What happened against Temple was embarrassing.  It was awful and that all starts and stops with me.  I guarantee you will see a different team on Saturday when we take on Ole Miss.”

 

DEREKMASON

“Honey, this is Derek.  Hey, has anyone put an offer on our house in Palo Alto?  No? OK, Take it off the market. Like now.  We might be back there by Sunday.”

 

 

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BUTCH JONES

 

“It was a great win, but it is a process, all of it, is a process.  We liked what we saw from a lot of players but we can’t use that excuse anymore.  We have an Arkansas State team coming in here that is talented and would like nothing better than to knock us off.  We have to remain focused and not worry that we have to play at Oklahoma next week.”

 

butch

“HOLY SHIT, WE PLAY OKLAHOMA NEXT WEEK? I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE KIDDING!!!”

 

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NICK SABAN

 

“Y’all want to sit here and make this some soap opera that we are not getting along.  I hired Lane Kiffin because he brings a different dynamic to this offense that we haven’t had in a while here.  So I suggest you stop with where ever you all are going with this.”

 

SABANNICK

“If I could personally inject all of you with Ebola, I would.  NEVER forget that!”

 

 

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LES MILES

 

“Very proud of my team and their performance against a great Wisconsin Badger football team.  Badgers are feisty.  They growl.  They fight.  They control their destiny.  They are indigenious to water.  Or is that indigestiable?  Would never try to eat a Badger.  They don’t quit.  You ever seen them build a dam?  It is nature working and they build these massive dams that help them survive.  Thus, Beaver Dam.  Go check it out.”

 

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BRETT BIELEMA 

 

“I thought we had improved and in same facets, we have.  We just got out-coached and out-hustled by a Auburn football team.  I will turn this around.  You can print that!”

 

BELIMABUTTHEAD

“Jesus, I said ‘print that?’  Thank God 98% of people in Arkansas can’t read.  Whew!  OK, time to go eat.”

 

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Steve Spurrier

 

“Well, that was an ass kicking from the top to the bottom that A&M laid on us last week.  Now a good football team will go out and respond and if we won’t to be a good football team, we will do that.  If not, then Fu*k it, I will go golfing.”

 

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“LOL LOL LOL!!!”

 

 

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WILL MUSCHAMP

 

“The game will not be made up and I have reinstated those players that were suspended.  Even though we didn’t play, they served their suspension and we are all moving on forward.  DO YOU HEAR ME?  MOVING ON FROM THIS!  DON’T ASK AGAIN!

 

Will Muschamp, Arthur Hardin

“I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I COULD RIP YOUR CAROTID ARTERY OUT WITH MY TEETH AND THEN, PUNCH YOU ALL, I WOULD.  DON’T QUESTION WHAT I DO!  DON’T WAKE THE SNAKE!  HISSSSSS!”

 

 

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KEVIN SUMLIN

 

“We went from being ranked about 22nd, to now being in the top 10.  Because we lost a lot of good players, that does not mean we lost everything.  We will continue to work hard, practice hard and hopefully, good things will fall our way.  I am very proud of us getting a huge win on the road at South Carolina.  Love my guys!”

 

Kevin Sumlin

“I will just say this one time.  FU*K JOHNNY MANZIEL and, WHERE ARE ALL THE LADIES?? AWW YEH!”

 

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