What They Meant To Say

Yes!

Back by popular demand, “What They Meant To Say,” is back. 

This is where we take the coach speak and tell you, what they really wanted to say in that interview but were too scared to do it. 

Football season is here and let’s go!

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BUTCH JONES

“We have had a great camp and have really grown as a football team.  We have some young men who have to grow up really quickly because their time is now.”

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“The last time I was around this many young kids, I kept checking for that dude from Dateline to show up and tell me to have a seat over there.”

 

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DEREK MASON

 

“I am very excited.  My staff is ready to go and my players are ready to go.  If you can’t talk about it, you can’t be about it.  Looking forward to showing Vandy nation what we got!”

DEREKMASON

WHAT THE F*CK?  WE’VE ONLY SOLD THAT MANY TICKETS?  THAT’S WRONG, RIGHT?  THAT IS WHAT WE HAD FOR FAN DAY.  NO?  JESUS…..”

 

 

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LES MILES

 

“Am I excited?  Does a kid get excited on Christmas Eve, when mom and dad tuck him in and the sheets are just perfect but he knows what is waiting for him downstairs when big man shows up with gifts and cookies, oh man, gotta put the cookies and milk out.  You have to do that.  But what if that guy doesn’t like milk?   Then maybe some diet drink, like diet Dr. Pepper.  Have you guys had that?  Excellent drink.  I mean excellent drink.  Not sure where he got his PHD, but I hope it wasn’t Alabama.

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MARK RICHT

 

“We start off against Clemson and that means, we can’t afford to take a play off, at anytime.  We know the mission, and I hope our team is ready to accept it.”

RICHT

“The last time I was really mad, really mad, was when the Chik-Fil-A in Marietta was closed a few years ago.  I was up in Atlanta bailing out one of my players from jail.”

 

 

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BRET BIELEMA

 

“We are embarrassed by what happened last year.  We are out to prove we belong and we are going to fight.”

BELIMABUTTHEAD

Uhh, uhhh, uhh….Dude, where are the chicks?  And the beer?  And more beer?”

 

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NICK SABAN

 

“Last year is last year. Our guys are focused and hungry and it should hurt, the way we lost our last two games.  It should drive them every day to be better.”

 

SABANNICK

“I actually murdered an entire village in Ecuador back in April.  Someone asked me if I had an extra second to help them move something.” 

 

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GUS MALZAHN

 

“We have had a great camp and have come a long way to where we were in the spring.  2013 is in our rear view mirror, 2014 is what we are worried about now.”

 

MALZAHN

“Dammit, I gotta cut this interview off quick.  See, I’ve sold my soul to the devil for winning those games last year and I gotta go see what he wants.  And oh, my wife is still nuts.”

 

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WILL MUSCHAMP

 

“Last year was no fun.  No fun at all.  But I will tell you this, we won’t quit this year.  We won’t quit.  YOU GOT ME??!!  WE WON’T QUIT AND IF YOU WANT TO DANCE YOU SONOFABITCH, I WILL DANCE WITH YOU.  IT IS GO TIME!”

 

Will Muschamp, Arthur Hardin

“YOU TWIST MY WORDS AROUND AND I WILL EAT YOUR DOG’S FACE AND THEN, YOU!  DON’T WAKE THE SNAKE!!”

 

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