Vandy’s ‘Real’ List

Nashville-(BJOTG)

The Vandy football team is in a free for all right now.  Their former head coach left town and proceeded to take just about every damn recruit with him.  For 3 years, Vandy fans bought into ANCHOR DOWN, now they would love to shove that anchor up his, well you know.

So Vandy has to find a new coach and fast.  In keeping with Vandy old school tradition, academics over athletics, our crack staff at BJOTG has obtained the real list on Vandy’s radar of who they are looking at.

 

1) Sheldon from ‘The Big Bang Theory.’

 

sheldon

 

POSITIVES:

-Smart

-Loyal

 

NEGATIVES:

-Pompous

-Know-it-all

-Locked into CBS for several more years.

 

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2) Rudy Kalis

 

 

rudy

 

 

POSITIVES:

-EVERYONE loves Rudy

 

NEGATIVES:

-Has ZERO gold & black sweaters

 

 

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3) Professor Ed Smith-DeVry

smartman1

 

 

POSITIVES:

-Professor of Math

 

NEGATIVES:

-Probably  makes Meth

 

 

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4)  SPOCK

spock

POSITIVES:

-Already knows how to make the VU sign.

NEGATIVES:

–Opposing teams will make fun of his last name, dropping the S and P, for a C

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5) Johnny Wurzer-13 Year Old Genius

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POSITIVES:

-Genius

-Creative offense

NEGATIVES:

-All plays will look like this

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6) The Typical Librarian

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POSITIVE:

-Typical Vandy

NEGATIVE:

-Typical Vandy

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7)  WOODY

woody

There are no positives and  negatives with Woody.  He just makes us all smile.

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

1 comment

  1. Joyce January 18, 2014 1:53 am  Reply

    I miss the Fail Friday. Bring ’em back.

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