True Detective, Part Deux

Who is next?

That is what people are wondering when it comes to season 2 of True Detective.

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It has already been noted that Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson will not return for season 2 so a lot of speculation is on who WILL be the two main characters next year.

No worries my friends, because at BJOTG, we have found out the early list of who could be featured in the next season of True Detective.

Here they are.

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BARRY GIBB AND JIMMY FALLON

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Fallon and Gibb would be outstanding as Fallon spends all 8 episodes dressing up like Barry Gibb and yelling at people and confusing everyone, including themselves.  Also, sales of fake chest hair would explode. 

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THE TWO WEIRDOS FROM THE SONIC COMMERCIAL 

 

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I would only watch if they promised that these two would die in the first 5 minutes of episode 1.

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THE MIDGET FROM GAME OF THRONES AND SHAQ

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Shaq goes 9’4 and the midget goes 3’7 but to see them together, investigating crimes and running down criminals, would be epic.  And they would have to shoot an intense scene with a close up of Shaq, then the midget, then cut to a 2-shot where the midget is on Shaq’s shoulders.

Must Watch!

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NICK SABAN AND WILL MUSCHAMP

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This picture above is the same pic I wanna see when Nick and Will capture the killer, who looks a lot like Auburn’s coach Gus Malzahn.

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JAMES FRANKLIN AND VANDY A.D. DAVID WILLIAMS

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This would be an awesome pairing as Williams plots out different ways to kill Franklin during the show but each time, Franklin gets out of danger.  Last episode, Williams tries to arrest Franklin for breaking Vandy’s heart but the coach just walks away, like this.

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CHRIS JOHNSON AND SHEA WEBER

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Might be the best pairing of anyone.  Gritty, tough, never say die athlete coupled with a guy who hasn’t given a full effort in nearly 3 years.  Weber and CJ close in on a suspect and interrogate him and think they have them, but the guy doesn’t understand a word CJ says and is let loose. Season ends with Weber wearing this:

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THE FAKE LANGUAGE GUY AND DEREK DOOLEY

 

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Would end HBO as we know it.  But this would be outstanding with Dooley trying to explain what they are doing while fake guy has no clue what he is doing, nor what Dooley is saying and they get shot at the end of episode 1.

But I would watch. And so would you.

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

2 Comments

  1. Boomer March 17, 2014 12:21 am  Reply

    Joe, I think I’d pair Chris Johnson with Mile Tyson. But be sure to run sub-titles at the bottom of the screen…

    • Joe Dubin March 20, 2014 1:33 am  Reply

      hahaha…they would spend ALL their time in da club!

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