TITANS QUICK KICKS

The more things change, the more they stay the same. 

Titans go on the road today and hoping for a change in fortune, lose to the Eagles  43-24 to drop to an awesome 2-9 on the season. 

They are on par to be the worst team that has played in Nashville since they moved here in 1997.

Without further ado, here are the Titans headlines we should see in the paper on Monday. 

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“CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE, MY ASS!”

 

 

 

 

 

“THANK GOD IT’S OVER.  FOR NOW.”

 

 

 

“32 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS”

 

 

 

“TITANS HAVE LOST 9 OF 10”

(That is actually not a joke.  That is very true.)

 

“TITANS OWNER DEFRIENDS HIS TEAM ON FACEBOOK; REST OF FAMILY UNFOLLOWS ON TWITTER”

 

 

 

 

“TITANS BEAT WRITER JIM WYATT TREATED FOR POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER FOR HAVING TO COVER THE TITANS THE LAST 10 YEARS”

 

 

 

 

“METTENBERGER SETS ROOKIE PASSING RECORD; JAKE LOCKER POSTS RESUME ON MONSTER.COM”

 

 

 

“LP FIELD ANNOUNCES THAT NEXT HOME GAME WILL PLAYED AT ZANIES COMEDY CLUB”

 

 

 

 

“WHISEN-HUH?”

 

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