TITANS HEADLINES, PART 20

OH MAN, HERE WE GO AGAIN.  MY STAFF IS RUNNING OUT OF MATERIAL. 

SINCE KEN WHISENHUNT BECAME COACH OF THE TITANS, THEY ARE 3 AND 20.  IT IS HARD TO SAY THAT WITHOUT LAUGHING OUT LOUD….

 

SO ONCE AGAIN, HERE ARE HEADLINES WE SHOULD BE SEEING IN THE PAPER..

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“WATCHING TITANS NOW COVERED UNDER MOST HEALTH CARE PLANS”

“HOUSTON:  NASHVILLE YOU HAVE OUR OLD PROBLEM”

 

 

“TITANS HAVE WORST PERFORMANCE AT TEXANS STADIUM SINCE FLORIDA/GEORGIA LINE LAST MONTH”

 

 

“PSL NOW MEANS, PERMANENT SEAT to LOSING”

 

 

“WHISEN-HUH?”

 

 

“INSURANCE COMPANIES DROP COVERAGE OF TITANS QUARTERBACKS, WHEN ASKED WHY, 

SPOKESPERSON SAID, ‘HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING THE SAME GAMES WE HAVE?”

 

 

“MO-VEMBER IS UNDERWAY, TITANS ARE DOING NO-WIN-BER THIS SEASON”

 

 

“BECAUSE OF THE TITANS BAD OFFENSIVE LINE, THE GOV’T HAS PLACED THE TITANS QUARTERBACK ON THE ENDANGERED LIST”

 

 

“CHARLIE WHITEHURST REFUSED TO GO IN THE GAME, WHEN ASKED WHY, HE REPLIES, ‘BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA DIE?”

 

 

 

“NFL ANNOUNCES TITANS TO PLAY IN LONDON IN 2016.  LONDON SAYS, ‘WE APOLOGIZED FOR ONE DIRECTION AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY US?”

 

 

“NFL ANNOUNCES TITANS TO PLAY IN LONDON IN 2016.  LONDON SAYS, ‘NOPE, WE HAVEN’T WANTED TO FIGHT THE U.S. IN 200 YEARS, WE WILL FIGHT YOU ON THIS!”

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