TITANS HEADLINES

WOW!

They did it.  They actually went and won a game.

I think we all knew they would play differently but no one saw this coming.

So, for only the 4th time since the 2014 season began, we have headlines coming from a Titans win.

My entire staff was in disbelief and had gotten so used to doom and gloom headlines.

But not this week.

Here are the headlines we should be seeing in the paper.   Enjoy!

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HUH?”

 

 

 

WTH?”

 

 

 

 

“WHY WAS CBS SHOWING AN OLD TITANS GAME?”

 

 

 

 

“SUPER-D’OH”

*** FOR MY SAINTS FRIENDS ****

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“I HAVEN’T SEEN AN ANDREWS RUN THAT HARD SINCE JULIE WAS RUNNING FROM THE NAZI’S IN ‘THE SOUND OF MUSIC.’ “

 

 

 

 

“WHISENHUNT THINKS COSTCO HAS TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER.”

 

 

 

 

 

“CITY OF NASHVILLE TO OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZE THE TITANS NOW.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“OUR LONG NATIONAL PAST 20 GAMES OF COMPLETE AND UTTER MISERY HAS COME TO AN END”

 

 

 

 

 

 

“KEN WHISENHUNT SEEN APPLYING FOR A JOB AT CHIK-FIL-A, WHEN ASKED WHY, HE SAID, ‘I AM USED TO NOT DOING ANYTHING ON SUNDAY, SO IT’S PERFECT.”

 

 

 

 

 

“MARIOTA AND MULARKEY, MUSIC CITY’S NEW POWER COUPLE”

 

 

 

“BELCOURT THEATER TO TEACH TITANS FANS HOW TO ACT AFTER A WIN SINCE MOST HAVE FORGOT WHAT IT IS LIKE”

 

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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