Titans Headlines

Let’s do this.  I know it is the preseason but my headline team needs some writing practice before the regular season begins, just like the NFL teams do, especially the Tennessee Titans.

They lost to the Bears on Sunday in a truly awful preseason game, 19 to 7.  It was actually much worse than what the score says.

Sit back and enjoy.

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“BEAR-LY AN EFFORT”

 

 

“DON’T LOOK ETHEL!”

 

 

“A DRESS REHEARSAL?-TITANS NEED A NEW DRESS”

 

“TOO EARLY IN THE SEASON TO START DRINKING”

 

 

 

“THE PASS OF TOTALITY WAS RIGHT THROUGH THE TITANS SECONDARY”

 

 

 

“I COULD BEAR-LY WATCH IT”

 

 

“LIKE THE ECLIPSE, THE TITANS PUT ON A GOOD PERFORMANCE EVERY 5, 7 OR 500 YEARS”

 

 

“IT’S NOT WHISENHUNT BAD……YET”

 

 

“HOW BAD WERE THE TITANS ON SUNDAY? THEY WERE ‘PEDAL TAVERN’ BAD.  AND THAT IS AS BAD AS IT GETS”

 

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

 

1 comment

  1. Steve Newell August 28, 2017 4:19 am  Reply

    I agree Joe. They emBEARSsed themselves today. Seriously, I thought they would look better by the third pre-season game, but I will wait till the games really count before I come down on them too hard. With the additions they made in the offseason expectations are high and they haven’t shown me much so far. We will see September 10th. Go Titans!

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