TITANS HEADLINES

5 GAMES INTO THE SEASON, THE 2016 TITANS ALREADY HAVE AS MANY WINS AS THE 2014 TEAM AND ONLY ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE THREE WINS THEY ACCOMPLISHED LAST YEAR.

AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, MY STAFF AT BJOTG IS REINVIGORATED ABOUT THIS RECENT TURN OF EVENTS.

SO ONCE AGAIN, ENJOY HEADLINES WE SHOULD BE SEEING IN ALL THE PAPERS.  AND ALSO, DOLPHINS EXCUSES FOR LOSING.

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“WINS UP”

 

 

“HOW DO YOU SPELL VICTORY?”

 

 

“9-1-1, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY? MY NEIGHBOR IS SCREAMING.  PERHAPS HE IS CELEBRATING THE TITANS WIN?  OH MY GOD, THEY ARE  HALLUCINATING, TOO!”

 

“KEN BONE TO BE TITANS 12TH MAN ON SUNDAY!”

 

 

“MULARKEY CALLS FOR VICTORY FORMATION AT THE END.  TITANS CALL TIMEOUT BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.”

 

 

 

MIAMI DOLPHIN EXCUSES:

 

 

“ARE YOU SURE THAT WASN’T THE TENNESSEE VOLS WE WERE PLAYING.  I THINK IT WAS”

 

 

 

“YES, THAT WAS NOT OUR REAL TEAM.  WE SENT OUT THE ONE FROM THE ACE VENTURA MOVIE.”

 

“NO ONE TOLD US THAT KEN WHISENHUNT HAD GOTTEN FIRED”

 

 

 

“PITBULL WAS HOSTING A PARTY AT FOUNTAINBLEU AT 2 AND WE HAD TO GET OVER THERE”

 

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@bigjoeonthego

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 Comments

  1. Sarah Wilkinson October 10, 2016 2:17 pm  Reply

    Some of your best efforts-Go Titans! Something about a win that makes me happy!

    • Joe Dubin October 13, 2016 11:09 pm  Reply

      THANK YOU!!

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