Titans Final Home Headlines

Welp, I was done with headlines this year but after what I witnessed on Sunday at Nissan Stadium, I had to get the gang back together and come up with some more Titans Final Home Headlines.

 

That was the most embarrassing game I have ever seen with the Titans since they moved to Nashville.  And I have seen a lot of bad football in my time.

So, here we go, Titans headlines that should’ve been in the paper.

Enjoy.

 

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‘THANK GOD, IT IS ALMOST OVER!’

‘LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS’-GOD  

 

 

 

 

‘HAVEN’T SEEN A WHIPPING THAT BAD SINCE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY’

 

 

 

‘TITANS ANNOUNCER MIKE KEITH TO ENTER SHOCK THERAPY AFTER WITNESSING ONE MASSACRE AFTER ANOTHER AFTER ANOTHER THE LAST 2 YEARS’

 

 

‘LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT’

 

 

 

‘TITANS OWNER VOWS CHANGES, TITANS FAN HOPE IT STARTS AT THE TOP’

 

 

 

‘FLORIDA-GEORGIA LINE THANK TITANS FOR BEING WORSE THAN THEY ARE’

 

 

 

‘TITANS WANT MARIOTA TO START IN FINAL; IN OTHER NEWS, NO ONE CAN FIND MARIOTA’

 

 

 

‘TITANS ANNOUNCE GAME AGAINST COLTS WILL BE AVAILABLE ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW.  PAY-PER-VIEW EXECUTIVES SAY NO, ‘WE LIKE TO MAKE MONEY’

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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