Rejected Franklin Goodbyes…

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James Franklin left town in a blaze of glory, except most Vandy fans would have liked to have set him on fire to start that blaze, and wanted to say goodbye to the school and players and city that gave him his first head coaching job.
He took out a half page ad in the Tennessean that said:
 

 
(Click on it to read it more clearly)

At BJOTG, we have obtained the other list of goodbyes that were rejected by the Tennessean.  And here they are:

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1)
THANK YOU VANDY
THANK YOU FOR 106 YEARS OF BEING TERRIBLE SO THAT
EVEN A 6 WIN SEASON GAVE YOU A RAGING BONER

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2)

THANK YOU VANDY
 FOR BEING SO GOD AWFUL  THAT ANYTIME
WE CAME CLOSE TO WINNING, Y’ALL CLAIMED IT AS A VICTORY

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3)

PANCAKE PANTRY TASTES LIKE ASS

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4)
I  ONCE ‘ANCHORED DOWN’ IN DAVID WILLIAMS’ SUV.
AND ZEPPOS’ TOO

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5)

THANK YOU VANDY FOR ALLOWING ME TO GO 1-0
AND GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE

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6)

THANK YOU VANDY
I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL Y’ALL
FELL FOR MY ACT.  ACADEMIC INSTITUTION
MY ASS.

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7)

THANK YOU VANDY,
FOR THE OPPORTUNITY, THE CASH, THE INDOOR FACILTY,
THE HELICOPTER, THE GOLF CART, THE FIRST-CLASS
FLIGHTS, THE CARTE-BLANCHE AT EVERY
RESTAURANT IN TOWN AND FOR THE
FIRST DAMN PLANE OUT OF THIS HILLBILLY ASS
JUNCTION

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