Rejected Franklin Goodbyes…

Nashville-(BJOTG)

 

James Franklin left town in a blaze of glory, except most Vandy fans would have liked to have set him on fire to start that blaze, and wanted to say goodbye to the school and players and city that gave him his first head coaching job.

He took out a half page ad in the Tennessean that said:

 

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(Click on it to read it more clearly)

At BJOTG, we have obtained the other list of goodbyes that were rejected by the Tennessean.  And here they are:

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1)

THANK YOU VANDY

THANK YOU FOR 106 YEARS OF BEING TERRIBLE SO THAT

EVEN A 6 WIN SEASON GAVE YOU A RAGING BONER

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2)

THANK YOU VANDY

 FOR BEING SO GOD AWFUL  THAT ANYTIME

WE CAME CLOSE TO WINNING, Y’ALL CLAIMED IT AS A VICTORY

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3)

PANCAKE PANTRY TASTES LIKE ASS

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4)

I  ONCE ‘ANCHORED DOWN’ IN DAVID WILLIAMS’ SUV.

AND ZEPPOS’ TOO

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5)

THANK YOU VANDY FOR ALLOWING ME TO GO 1-0

AND GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE

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6)

THANK YOU VANDY

I AM FOREVER GRATEFUL Y’ALL

FELL FOR MY ACT.  ACADEMIC INSTITUTION

MY ASS.

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7)

THANK YOU VANDY,

FOR THE OPPORTUNITY, THE CASH, THE INDOOR FACILTY,

THE HELICOPTER, THE GOLF CART, THE FIRST-CLASS

FLIGHTS, THE CARTE-BLANCHE AT EVERY

RESTAURANT IN TOWN AND FOR THE

FIRST DAMN PLANE OUT OF THIS HILLBILLY ASS

JUNCTION

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

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3 Comments

  1. James January 19, 2014 8:01 pm  Reply

    Anchor Down?
    Ships don’t sail unless the anchor is up.
    Stupid red necks, do they even know what an anchor is?

  2. Merle January 21, 2014 8:45 pm  Reply

    GO BIG ORANGES!!

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