Rejected Candy Hearts

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Absolutely shocked that these did not make the cut.  

 

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“YOU LOOK LIKE GARTH BROOKS”

“DO YOU HAVE ANY PENICILLIN?”

“CAN I BORROW YOUR TOWEL? MY CAR JUST HIT A WATER BUFFALO”

“NICE DRESS.  WALMART?”

“WHAT DO YOU BENCH?”

“WANNA CHECK OUT MY DOSSIER?”

“YOU NEED TO EAT MORE SALADS”

“I LOVE YOU, BIGLY TIME”

“WE WERE ON A BREAK!”

“DO YOU LIKE MOVIES ABOUT GLADIATORS?

“EVER BEEN TO A TURKISH PRISON?’

“YOU HAVE A 5-STAR HEART!”

“YOU REMIND ME OF AL ROKER”

“WHEN ARE YOU DUE?”

“YOU LOOK GREAT!  GASTRIC BYPASS?”

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

 

 

 

1 comment

  1. Elaine February 14, 2018 3:25 pm  Reply

    Is that a prison tattoo? Got cab fare? sure I could come up with more but they might not be suitable for publishing…

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