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ON SUNDAY, THE TITANS HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GO 2-0 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 YEARS AGAINST THE DALLAS COWBOYS, BUT COULDN’T GET IT DONE.

DALLAS CAME IN AND PUSHED THE TITANS AROUND FOR 60 MINUTES.  IT WAS A 180 FROM WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK IN KANSAS CITY.

SO, HERE ARE THE TITANS HEADLINES FROM THEIR LOSS TO DALLAS TODAY.  AND A WARNING, THESE ARE ALL GOD AWFUL.

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“TITANS PUT THE S IN SORRY.”

 

 

“THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.”

 

 

“COWBOYS WIN FIRST HOME GAME.”

 

 

“TITANS LOSE; BERNARD POLLARD EATS COWBOYS FAN FACE.”

 

 

COWBOYS TURN LP INTO MT. RUSHMORE.”

 

 

“TITANS LOSE, WHISENHUNT MAD HIS TEAM LET FANS DOWN AT HOME.  COWBOY FANS SAY, ‘THAT WAS A HOME GAME?’”

 

 

“TITANS LOSE COMBINATION FROM LOCKER TO RECEIVERS.”

(Lord, that is the worst.  I am sorry.)

 

 

“TITANS DROP STINK BOMB AT LP FIELD; COWBOYS BRING DEZ-BREEZE.”

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO 

 

 

 

 

2 Comments

  1. Jason September 15, 2014 12:34 pm  Reply

    The headline “Cowboys Win First Home Game” is very fitting! I was there, and the section I was in was all Cowboys fans. Almost felt bad for the 5 Titans fans in my section.

    • Joe Dubin September 15, 2014 4:06 pm  Reply

      I heard there were only 4 in that section. Damn ‘Sources.’

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