Oh My Goodness!!

As you all know by now, I LOVE Twitter.

140 Characters.  Say your junk and get out.

It has also opened a window to talking to celebrities, athletes, etc.

It has also opened a window to talk to their fans.  Most are nice.  But some, wow.

Wednesday, former Atlanta Braves 3B Chipper Jones announced he was leaving twitter.

 

chipper

 

Now people tweet celebs all the time.  Some things they ask for are simply outrageous.

So I decided to tweet Chipper and have a little fun with him.  I asked him for a ReTweet.  I said I was battling a ‘bad obesity problem. ‘ Chipper didn’t respond.  But his fans did.

And what followed from ‘fans’ of Chipper Jones, was pure comedy gold.  Enjoy!!

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No more twitter for me. Said I’d do it for one year and the time is up. Too much hate and too many trolls. Much love to Braves country! Xo

@RealCJ10 Before you go, quick RT? I am battling a bad obesity problem…..thanks

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO@RealCJ10 Before you go, quick RT? I am battling a bad obesity problem…..thanks” how’s that gonna help

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 I hate people asking for rt on some dumb shit!!!!

 

@skinsfan0420 @BIGJOEONTHEGO @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 me too dude. It’s not chippers issue you’re fat lol.

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 try to stop going to McDonalds and eat salads!!!!

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 maybe instead of asking for retweets you should spend that time in the gym

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @C_Dees3 @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 people like you are the reason he’s leaving…. Sorry dude.

 

@BucKwild_16 @C_Dees3 @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 I know Steeph. I cant stand some people…thanks for your concern #hugs

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 she was talking about you, dummy.

 

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AT THIS POINT, I DECIDED TO STOKE THE FIRE A TAD….

 

@C_Dees3 @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 I HATE YOU ALL!!! I AM IN TEARS!!!

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 chipper if you give this douche bag a retweet because he is fucking fat I am done with you

 

@deckard_cody @RealCJ10 I am a single father, with 4 kids, working 3 jobs…I am doing the best I can. Please, I am…

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO@RealCJ10 Before you go, quick RT? I am battling a bad obesity problem…..thanks” hahaha

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 how’s a RT going to help? Stop eating

 

@SRismiller @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 by pressing enter on my commodore 64

 

@BucketHeadHBS @BrianFields8 @titansfan4life @RealCJ10 @dmac_1025 Brian, I walked .25 of a mile last night..before I got hungry

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @RealCJ10 haha go run a sprint…#notadisease

 

@C_Dees3 @BIGJOEONTHEGO @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 wow people are stupid Dubin is playing you clowns

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @BucketHeadHBS @BrianFields8 @dmac_1025 joe can I expect to see ya Saturday at the weight watchers meeting? Time to weigh in

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO @skinsfan0420 @recordsANDradio @RealCJ10 Cuz god knows a RT will get your fat ass off the couch!

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Oh Lord!  Thank you for making my day!  I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

(Got questions, we got answers…..email…..ask@bigjoeonthego.com)

12 Comments

  1. Allen Hines August 8, 2013 2:06 pm  Reply

    People always say “LOL”. I can honestly say that I did LOL after reading that! Between the Chipper tweeters and your John McClain stuff, you keep me in stitches, Joseph. Job well done! Thank you!

    • Joe Dubin August 8, 2013 9:20 pm  Reply

      It didn’t start out that way, but wow, what a great ride!

  2. Mike August 8, 2013 2:10 pm  Reply

    Priceless! I would bet money Chipper was laughing at this.

    • Joe Dubin August 8, 2013 9:20 pm  Reply

      IF he didn’t, then he really needs to leave Twitter…

  3. Lisa August 8, 2013 4:31 pm  Reply

    Should I post “I invited him to dinner last night and he politely declined #silverlining”?

    • Joe Dubin August 8, 2013 9:19 pm  Reply

      Do it!

  4. Murdock August 8, 2013 9:17 pm  Reply

    God a 100

    • Joe Dubin August 8, 2013 9:19 pm  Reply

      God100..no space

  5. James Blackburn August 8, 2013 9:23 pm  Reply

    I tell people your twitter is the best, and this is the reason why. Absolute comedy gold!
    Keep it up Medium Joe!

    • Joe Dubin August 8, 2013 9:25 pm  Reply

      Thanks James.

      When I start charging people, you will get a free pass!!

  6. Shannon Josey August 14, 2013 9:53 pm  Reply

    iI am not sure how in the hell I missed this…….but ohhhhh myyyyy gawd! I’m kicking myself I didn’t catch this convo. You said you ran. 25 miles…..I’m not dying laughing I am #dead. Love this!

  7. Joe Dubin August 14, 2013 9:55 pm  Reply

    Hahaha…thanks Shannon..they just kept pouring on me so I had to post it…

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