“Oh Boy, Here They Come”…

Well, Selection Sunday has come and gone and now, March Madness is ready to go.

For the next 2 weeks, we will be hearing phrases that you will only hear at this time of year when the NCAA basketball tournament is underway and yes, they get a bit nauseating when you hear them over and over and over.  

So, here they are, the phrases that will drive you nuts.

Don’t say you weren’t warned!

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“A 16 HAS NEVER BEATEN A 1!”

 

 

“Where is Tru-TV?”

 

 

 

“My Bracket is Toast!”

 

 

“Told Y’all They Would Get Upset.  Told Ya!”

(Insert any team)

 

 

“Jesus, The Wifi Here At Work is Awful!”

 

 

 

 

“Seriously, Guys, Where Is Tru-TV?”

 

 

 

“Doesn’t Matter If Kentucky Wins, Calapari Is A Cheater And The Banner Will Come Down.’

 

 

 

“Is It Gon-ZAG-a or Gon-zag-a?

 

 

“HEY WANNA ENTER MY BRACKET?”

“HEY WANNA ENTER MY BRACKET?”

“HEY WANNA ENTER MY BRACKET?”

 

 

“I HAVE NO IDEA IF I HAVE TRU-TV OR NOT.  WHERE IS IT?  DAMN!”

 

 

 

“I Only Missed One Game on The First Day.  Only One!”

 

 

 

“You Didn’t Do A Bracket? Whaaaa?  Why Not?”

 

 

 

“OK, I Found Tru-TV.  The First Game Comes On After Lot Lizard Real Stories.  Is This Right?”

 

 

 

“Ya Know, I Never Noticed.  Dick Vitale Looks Like Plankton.”

vitalePlankton-from-spongebob

 

 

 

 

 

 

“This is BS.  I Will Never Do A Bracket Again.  I Am Done!”

 

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

 

 

 

 

 

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