No Chance At All

So the Titans are looking high and low for their next head coach.

As we told you previously on BJOTG.com, the Titans have some great candidates to choose from.

But, here is a list of people who will NOT be coaching the Titans.

Zero chance in hell they will become head coach in Tennessee, or anywhere.

Let’s have a look.

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simpson-trial2

  • HE IS IN HALL OF FAME, BUT HE IS ALSO IN JAIL
  • IF HE GOT OUT, WOULD SPEND TOO MUCH TIME LOOKING FOR HIS WIFE’S KILLERS.
  • HAS A BAD TASTE IN SHOES
  • DOESN’T LIKE SMALL WHITE GUYS SO MARC MARIANI WOULD GET CUT. #NoYouShutUp

 

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JOHN WAYNE GACY

john-wayne-gacy-clown

 

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SCHNEIDER

 
schneider

 

 

  • HAS EXPERIENCE AT FIXING THINGS BUT TOO MUCH FLIRTING
  • NO SEX APPEAL TO THE FEMALE TITANS FANS BECAUSE OF THAT

 

 

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LOVE BOAT CREW

LoveBoat2

  • 3 HEAD COACHES AT ONCE HAS NEVER WORKED IN THE NFL.
  • PLUS SEE ABOVE ABOUT DOC. SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUITS ALL DAY

 

 

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PLANKTON (FROM SPONGEBOB)

plankton

 

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BOB BARKER

bobbarker

  • HE’S OLDER THAN BUD ADAMS
  • SEE ABOVE ABOUT DOC AND SCHNEIDER

 

 

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MAYHEM

CTH LIVE ALLSTATE MAYHEM ADS

  • GETS IN TOO MUCH TROUBLE
  • HAS PISSED A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF
  • TITANS TRIED TO COPYRIGHT THE NAME ‘MAYHEM’ LAST YEAR AND HE WAS NOT HAPPY.

 

 

@BIGJOEONTHEGO

 

 

1 comment

  1. Phil N January 7, 2014 3:13 am  Reply

    There’s still hope for the Titans, since Big Joe hasn’t yet ruled out Ponch & John from CHIPs as co-head coaches.

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