Music City’s Last Pitch

By all indications, Saturday morning, James Franklin will meet with his football team at Vandy to tell them that he has accepted the job at Penn State as their new head coach.

Nashville is on a nervous breakdown alert.

Late Friday night, we learned at BJOTG.com that Nashville’s celebrities have come out en masse, to get Franklin to stay.

This is BREAKING NEWS folks.

Here is what they are offering.

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TIM AND FAITH

Tim-McGraw-And-Faith-Hill-Are-Not-Divorcing

THEY HAVE OFFERED TO STOP SINGING.

AND TO GAIN WEIGHT.

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THE GHOST OF ANDREW JACKSON

AndrewJackson

FREE APPS AT BUFFALO WILD WINGS WITH ENTREE PURCHASE.

VALID ONLY AT THE HERMITAGE ONE.

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SHEA WEBER’S BEARD

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FREE ICE SKATING LESSONS

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CHRIS JOHNSON’S DREADS

chris-johnson

WOULD NOT DISCLOSE WHAT THEY OFFERED

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RON HOWES’ TOUPEE

RonHowes180

WOULD ALSO NOT DISCLOSE WHAT THEY HAVE OFFERED BUT REPORTS ARE THEY WOULD LET FRANKLIN DO THE WEATHER IN ONE OF RON’S 44 VINTAGE TOUPEES.

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SNOWBIRD

snowbird

HAS OFFERED ONE OF RUDY KALIS’ SWEATERS PLUS WILL PISS ON ANY VOLS FANS WHEN THEY POSE FOR A PIC WITH HIM.

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CROWN CHARLIE

crowncharlie2

FREE OIL CHANGE ON HIS GOLF CART

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OPRAH

Big-Fat-Oprah

HIS OWN SHOW ON THE OPRAH WINFREY NETWORK.

SHOWS

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COULD BE:

  • “6 SECONDS WITH JIMMY FRANK.” TWSS
  • “LET’S BE 1-0 THIS WEEK, HUH, YEH?”
  • “HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND PISS OFF EVERYONE.”
  • “FROM MARYLAND TO THE PROMISE LAND.”
  • “WHY KNOXVILLE SUCKS!”
  • “WHY CRYING AT EVERYTHING IS GOOD FOR YOU.”

 

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