More Awful Titans Headlines

They have won 5 games since the start of the 2014 season.

They have lost 24 in that same time.

5-24 with 3 more games to go and no reason to think that it won’t be 5-27 in a few weeks.

I have hired extra counselors for my BJOTG writing staff because I am pretty sure they cannot take it anymore.

But, they rallied to give us yet another week of worthy, yet awful, headlines.

Enjoy!

 

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“COMPLETELY LOST”

 

 

“THE BIG FLOPPLE”

 

 

 

“WORSE AND GETTING WORSER”

 

 

“11

DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS”

 

 

 

“MARIOTA SHOULD’VE KEPT RUNNING TO OREGON”

 

 

“LINKEDIN FAILS TO ENDORSE TITANS AS AN NFL TEAM AND THEY WILL ENDORSE ANYTHING”

 

 

 

“ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS 51 NEW PLAYERS”

 

 

 

“OMG ADELE IS COMING NEXT YEAR TO BRIDGESTONE!!!”

 

 

“TITANS ANNOUNCE THEY HAVE ADDED TWO MEN AND A TRUCK TO THE ROSTER; GM SAYS, ‘SINCE THEY ARE PART OF THE TEAM NOW, MAKES IT EASIER FOR ALL OF US TO MOVE IN 3 WEEKS’ “

 

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

 

 

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