Make it STAAAAHHHHPPPP!

OK,  we have to make it stop.

We have to make it stop immediately.

It has become an epidemic.

No, in fact, it has become a pandemic.

And this is it…

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Blurry, God awful cell phone pics of the concert you are attending.

I get taking one or two with you in it, showing the stage, the band, crowd, etc., but when you take 144 pics that look like the way Dean Martin saw the world, then you have a serious problem.

Take a look at these pics below…

 

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Yes, these are all pics from the surface of the sun.

Y’ALL ARE TAKING SURFACE OF THE SUN PICTURES!!!!

MAKE IT STAAAAHHHPPPP!

This is what drove me nuts on taking pics at concerts.  A guy I work with, who had never been to see KISS, took at least 600 fuzzy shots of the band that looked like, yes, pictures FROM THE SURFACE OF THE SUN.

Look at the pic and then, my comment.

 

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Now imagine another 599 just like that.

And don’t get me started on those that sit right next to you and then, record the concert. I can only imagine being at the guy’s house and him telling a friend, “Hey, wanna come over and see this out of focus, fuzzy, distorted, 12 minutes I recorded from the KISS concert?”

So take the one or two pics of you and the band and enjoy the night.

Just enjoy the night.

Unless you get a picture like this.

“Carl” from The Walking Dead and myself.  See, one pic and done.

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7 Comments

  1. Susan Warburton July 21, 2014 9:26 pm  Reply

    CARL! Get in the house!

    • Joe Dubin July 23, 2014 3:20 pm  Reply

      CORRALLLL!!!!!

  2. Mr. Pickle N. Bigshorts October 16, 2014 7:38 pm  Reply

    Krazy Kyle brings up an interesting side comment in why doesn’t Guac Mexican Grill sell soup especially now in the fall/winter season? I’ll hang up and listen. Thanks!

    • Krazy Kyle October 16, 2014 7:42 pm  Reply

      Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! That would be awesome! Imagine eating some delicious chicken tortilla soup while watching the traffic pass by wondering if Big Joe would remember he was suppose to meet you for lunch?

  3. Shane Steely October 16, 2014 10:32 pm  Reply

    Joe! it brings back memories of the past. I think all concerts I went to years ago were all a blur like that.

  4. domain name data May 26, 2016 11:58 am  Reply

    Oh, I love this song! Let me take a picture! I never understood this either.

  5. Elaine April 28, 2017 1:42 pm  Reply

    Those are the people taking pictures of the poor injured person on the ground instead of using that phone to call 911. We are watching a generation of tech morons!!

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