OK. You’re hungry. Like very hungry. And you want to go out to eat. Your son picks Cici’s. You say OK, you don’t really want to go there, but he has been a good kid this week so I let him choose
We go in and he sits down, and I get his food and take it back to him.
Remember, I’m starving. As I get back up to get my food, I see this.
NIGHT FU*KING RUINED!
This, with a tank top on. Well not this guy, but its about as close as it gets.
JUST STOP IT!
Stop wearing tank tops to restaurants.
Yes, I know, my fault, it was Cici’s. But I see it everywhere.
Its become an epidemic. And it has to stop.
On down the road, I will write about one day
when I become President and certain laws I will enact.
Banning tank tops will be near the top of the list.
If I see this,
in a restaurant,
7 days in jail. Maybe 10.
Also, as President, if I see this, from another world leader,
I will start World War III.
Stand with me today friends. Stand with me and let’s stop this.
Because before you know it,
this will be next.
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