HELP ME!

I read that if you have a problem, tell someone.

No matter how big or small, tell someone.

I have a problem my friends.

One that I am not sure I can stop.

One that I am sure might follow me to the grave.

It happens almost daily and sometimes, three or four times.

 

I steal pens.

 

Yes, there is it.

I steal pens.

I can’t stop it.

I have tried and tried and tried but I can’t stop it.

At the dentist this week and then, at the bank today.

I was in the bank two days ago and took two pens.

I got home from the bank today and looked in my car, 4 pens sitting there.

I had a panic attack thinking this was coming next.

 

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I probably have 100 pens now and I am not sure where 99 of them came from.

If I walk into an office or a business and the first thing I see is that there are pens, a bunch of them in a cup, I can’t stop thinking about how I want one of them.

“Here you go sir, take a pen.”

“Thank you ma’am.  I had plan on stealing it but not now.”  (Cue fake laugh.)

I came across this meme and it was perfect because in my cache of pens, I don’t have one of these.

 

RED-PEN

 

I have zero red pens.  Zero.

Why is that no one steals red pens?  This would be a great, no, hold up, it would be an outstanding topic on Dr.Phil one day.

 

DRPHIL

“Let me get this straight.  You steal pens but won’t steal a red one?  Why don’t you pretend all pens are red?  Seems pretty simple to me.”

It is not just me who does this, but world leaders, too.

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Yes, everyone does it and we just need to admit it.

Perhaps there is a solution.

One that would stop us all from stealing pens.

I am pretty sure this would work. 

ducksstealingpens

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

3 Comments

  1. Elaine November 15, 2016 8:04 pm  Reply

    I have also discovered in my office that if you put them in a drawer, they’ll stay put – don’t know why (another piece of the puzzle – we’ll tell Dr. Phil)

    • Joe Dubin December 15, 2016 3:48 am  Reply

      That seems to help…

      • Elaine December 15, 2016 4:19 pm  Reply

        Out of sight, out of mind – so to speak.

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