Florida’s New Coach Is…..

We have seen countless and countless lists from the so-called “experts” on who will be the next head football coach at the University of Florida and they are the same lists, every single time.

Yawn.

No one goes out of the box and looks at other intriguing candidates who might not be a great fit in Gainesville, but would definitely get a lot of people talking about the football program for a long, long time.

So, our crack staff at BJOTG,

(Here they are)

 

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has worked really hard and this is the list they have come up with.

Some are true head-scratchers, but remember, it’s not necessarily about a good fit, but to get people talking about the football program at Florida, which needs some good pub.

Also, being a “Good” head coach, not a qualification.

Just ask this guy.

 

Will Muschamp, Arthur Hardin

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SHAQ

ShaqFull

I know he went to LSU but this dude would be the best as the head coach.  Tell me you wouldn’t watch every single Florida game with him running the ship?  Exactly…..

 

THE FAKE SIGN LANGUAGE DUDE

 

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He has no clue how to coach football, so there wouldn’t be much change to what Gator fans are already getting.  And his signals from the sideline to the offense would confuse everyone, including the opposition, so this is a great fit.

 

PALPATINE (Star Wars)

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Known as Dark Lord of the Sith, he would demand accountability for every aspect of the program….

But, I am being told that he already coaches another team.

My bad.

sabansly

 

 

“JON” from CHIPS

 

JONFROMCHIPS

This guy has been off the map for a long time, much like the Florida football program so it would be a great fit on so many levels.

Plus, he might get Ponch to coach the kickers.

#Winning

 

A FAT JUSTIN BEIBER

Fat Justin Bieber

Sorry, I just like looking at this pic of what he would look like as one of us.

 

CREEPY ROB LOWE

 

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God, this would be so epic.  Gators have a great swim team so he would come really cheap, too.

This might be my favorite one yet.  Plus, you know he owns about 12 pairs of jorts.

But, we all know who they should pick as their next head coach.

It is a giant NO-BRAINER!

Please hire this guy.

derekdooley

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@BIGJOEONTHEGO

1 comment

  1. Brutus November 22, 2014 2:14 pm  Reply

    My list:
    1. Roy Napper (nuff said)
    2. Walter Wells (would do better than Muschamp)
    3. Paul Wade (Hunky!!)
    4. David Pack (Just put an ankle monitoring brace on him)
    5. Norman Chumley (saw him at McGavock track in the summer)
    6. Greg Morris (his pre and post game interviews would kill me)

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